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Apr 4, 2015 11:56:26   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road trip. In honor of his long awaited return, we wonder if he did any of the following while traversing the country.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadk**l.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

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Apr 4, 2015 12:02:33   #
Blacksheep
 
AuntiE wrote:
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road trip. In honor of his long awaited return, we wonder if he did any of the following while traversing the country.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadk**l.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road tr... (show quote)


You forgot Giggle insanely while men in white clothing fit you with a jacket that buckles in the back.

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Apr 4, 2015 12:17:21   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
AuntiE wrote:
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road trip. In honor of his long awaited return, we wonder if he did any of the following while traversing the country.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadk**l.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road tr... (show quote)
How about sit in the Wal-Mart parking lot with your backup lights on for kicks

:lol:

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Apr 4, 2015 12:25:28   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
B****sheep wrote:
You forgot Giggle insanely while men in white clothing fit you with a jacket that buckles in the back.


:shock: :shock: :shock: Is that an insinuation? :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll:

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Apr 5, 2015 12:57:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road trip. In honor of his long awaited return, we wonder if he did any of the following while traversing the country.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadk**l.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road tr... (show quote)



yes Auntie
Im sure Poppa did every one of those things
sadly he spent way too much time as a jarhead
and it did affect him in a bad way
still we must forgive him,he still means well
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 5, 2015 16:38:35   #
DamnYANKEE
 
AuntiE wrote:
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road trip. In honor of his long awaited return, we wonder if he did any of the following while traversing the country.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadk**l.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road tr... (show quote)


where did he go , Walk to get his mail , instead of Driving ??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . just kiddin

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Apr 5, 2015 16:39:44   #
DamnYANKEE
 
B****sheep wrote:
You forgot Giggle insanely while men in white clothing fit you with a jacket that buckles in the back.


That's , Straps and Buckles , Not buttons :wink:

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Apr 5, 2015 18:00:08   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
DamnYANKEE wrote:
where did he go , Walk to get his mail , instead of Driving ??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . just kiddin


In this instance he and his daughter took a cross country to visit with several relatives in FL and one in TX. He is not allowed, by her, to drive; hence it would have to him doing some of the activities.

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Apr 5, 2015 22:26:04   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
In this instance he and his daughter took a cross country to visit with several relatives in FL and one in TX. He is not allowed, by her, to drive; hence it would have to him doing some of the activities.


I didn't have the time nor opportunity to accomplish all in your list, but I tried. My daughter is an excellent driver, but I did experience a few high pucker times while a passenger. I drove ‰ percent of the time. She feels I drive too slow, but thankfully I wasn't driving when we received a citation for doing 80MPH in a 60MPH zone. We had been following a BIG RV towing an auto for about 1 mile when she decided to pass it. Naturally when she did so there was a Fl Hwy Patrolman coming in the opposite direction just as she pulled back into the NO. 1 lane. He used his radar to clock her. Had she only been clocked at 74MPH the citation would have only cost $179. Anything 15MPH over the posted limit cost $279. There was no other traffic in view to our rear and only one vehicle approximately 1/2 mile in front. We were only about 2 miles from my granddaughters home when we were cited. Oh well, that's life in the Sunshine State. The previous trip to Fl we received a 'warning' from a Texas State Trooper for doing 86 in an 80MPH zone. Texas is one humongous state. It is 1/3 the distance to Fl from Mexifornia. And, the roads and highways are magnificent!!!

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Apr 5, 2015 22:33:02   #
fiatlux
 
AuntiE wrote:
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road trip. In honor of his long awaited return, we wonder if he did any of the following while traversing the country.

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: Chicken suit.

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

Stop at the green lights.

Go at the red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Sing without having the radio on.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stop light.

Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

Stop and collect roadk**l.

Throw Spam.

Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Our PoppaGringo has returned from his long road tr... (show quote)


Aren't all these things normal, a typical day on the road?

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Apr 5, 2015 22:38:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
fiatlux wrote:
Aren't all these things normal, a typical day on the road?


Even barbecuing road k**l at the rest stops. :lol:

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Apr 5, 2015 22:45:21   #
fiatlux
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Even barbecuing road k**l at the rest stops. :lol:


Of course, duh.

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Apr 6, 2015 19:05:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I didn't have the time nor opportunity to accomplish all in your list, but I tried. My daughter is an excellent driver, but I did experience a few high pucker times while a passenger. I drove ‰ percent of the time. She feels I drive too slow, but thankfully I wasn't driving when we received a citation for doing 80MPH in a 60MPH zone. We had been following a BIG RV towing an auto for about 1 mile when she decided to pass it. Naturally when she did so there was a Fl Hwy Patrolman coming in the opposite direction just as she pulled back into the NO. 1 lane. He used his radar to clock her. Had she only been clocked at 74MPH the citation would have only cost $179. Anything 15MPH over the posted limit cost $279. There was no other traffic in view to our rear and only one vehicle approximately 1/2 mile in front. We were only about 2 miles from my granddaughters home when we were cited. Oh well, that's life in the Sunshine State. The previous trip to Fl we received a 'warning' from a Texas State Trooper for doing 86 in an 80MPH zone. Texas is one humongous state. It is 1/3 the distance to Fl from Mexifornia. And, the roads and highways are magnificent!!!
I didn't have the time nor opportunity to accompli... (show quote)



magnificent
as are all things in our glorious state
tx Poppa

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Apr 7, 2015 10:49:31   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Even barbecuing road k**l at the rest stops. :lol:
possum is awesome

:thumbup:

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Apr 7, 2015 18:11:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
possum is awesome

:thumbup:


its really better if its been there overnight :lol: :lol:

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