old geezers clinic: an old geezer retired and became very bored. so he decided to open a medical clinic. he put up a sign that said "all treatments $ 500. if not immediately cured,you...

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old geezers clinic

Apr 1, 2015 19:52:28 #

badbobby Loc: texas

an old geezer retired and became very bored.
so he decided to open a medical clinic.
he put up a sign that said "all treatments $ 500.
if not immediately cured,you receive $1OOO.

now Dr Young decided he would show this imposter up.
he figured the old geezer knew nothing about medicine.
so Dr Young goes to old Geezers Clinic.
Dr Young
"Dr Geezer,i have lost all taste in my mouth,can you help me?"
DR Geezer
"nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth"
Dr Youn
Aaaagh,thats gasoline"
Dr Geezer
"congratulations,you have recovered your taste.#500 please.
Dr Young is furious but pays up.
he figures he can get his money back ,so he returns to the clinic in a few days.
Dr Young
:ive lost my memory,i cant remember anything.can you help me?'
Dr Geezer
nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth"
Dr Young
"oh no you domt,thats gasoline"
Dr Geezer
"congratulations you have recovered your memory.@500 please
DR young was beside himself but he paid up.
having been out $1000,he returned a week later.
Dr Young
"My eyes are so week I can hardly see,can you help me?"
Dr Geezer
Im really sorry sir,but I cant help you ,heres your @1000.
Dr Young
:hey this is only $500.
DR Geezer
: congratulations you have recovered your eye sight.$500 please
now just because you are" young'
you really cant outsmart an old geezer

dedicated to Carol Seer

Apr 1, 2015 20:03:16 #

jeff smith

badbobby wrote:

an old geezer retired and became very bored. br so... (show quote)

a good laugh about this one. thanks

Apr 1, 2015 20:13:15 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

This plays well with a forum full of 'old geezers' :!: :thumbup:

Apr 2, 2015 08:43:32 #

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

Thanks for a good laugh. I really needed it today. My grandchildren gave me a T-shirt which reads: Old age and treachery will always win out of youth and sk**l. I love that shirt.

Apr 2, 2015 08:46:24 #

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

Thanks for a good laugh. I really needed it today. My grandchildren gave me a T-shirt which reads: Old age and treachery will always win out of youth and sk**l. I love that shirt.

Apr 2, 2015 08:46:55 #

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

Sorry for the double post. Computer gremlins.

Apr 2, 2015 15:48:27 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

This plays well with a forum full of 'old geezers' :!: :thumbup:

Thanks I resemble that remark.

Apr 2, 2015 17:34:54 #

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

She Wolf wrote:

Thanks for a good laugh. I really needed it today. My grandchildren gave me a T-shirt which reads: Old age and treachery will always win out of youth and sk**l. I love that shirt.

that's the one I was trying to think of

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