Bible study humor
Apr 1, 2015 07:35:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted. 'My mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole.'
Another Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?' 'No!', replied Johnny. 'How could he, with only two worms?' (This one is for Armie.)
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Biblical times. But, there is a Higher Power! Can anybody tell me what it is? One boy blurted out, 'Aces!'
The preacher's 5 yr.-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. 'Well, honey,' he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. 'I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.' 'How come He doesn't answer it?' she asked.
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers she would bless every family member...every friend...and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say 'And all girls.' This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, 'Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?' Her response: 'Because everybody always else finishes their prayers by saying 'All Men!'
Another Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?' 'No!', replied Johnny. 'How could he, with only two worms?' (This one is for Armie.)
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Biblical times. But, there is a Higher Power! Can anybody tell me what it is? One boy blurted out, 'Aces!'
The preacher's 5 yr.-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. 'Well, honey,' he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. 'I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.' 'How come He doesn't answer it?' she asked.
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers she would bless every family member...every friend...and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say 'And all girls.' This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, 'Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?' Her response: 'Because everybody always else finishes their prayers by saying 'All Men!'
Apr 1, 2015 08:01:13 #
Apr 2, 2015 14:19:35 #
Apr 2, 2015 14:23:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE, I figure you to have been one of the girls in the last two stories...or both. :-D I was the boy who blurted out 'aces.' :oops:
Apr 2, 2015 14:31:49 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE, I figure you to have been one of the girls in the last two stories...or both. :-D I was the boy who blurted out 'aces.' :oops:
See how very close we are. Just gives you the tingles, right? :lol: :mrgreen: :twisted:
Apr 2, 2015 14:52:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
See how very close we are. Just gives you the tingles, right? :lol: :mrgreen: :twisted:
That is not exactly the sensation I felt at the initial thought of us being 'very close'. :shock:
Apr 2, 2015 15:50:36 #
slatten49 wrote:
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's... (show quote)
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Apr 2, 2015 16:22:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Aperson :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 2, 2015 16:37:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
That is not exactly the sensation I felt at the initial thought of us being 'very close'. :shock:
I did not want to let everyone know your very G R E A T happiness for potential closeness. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)
Apr 2, 2015 17:46:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I did not want to let everyone know your very G R E A T happiness for potential closeness. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)
:lol:
Apr 2, 2015 21:20:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
That is not exactly the sensation I felt at the initial thought of us being 'very close'. :shock:
Is this going to be XXX rated? Should I close my eyes :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Apr 2, 2015 21:22:51 #
Armageddun wrote:
Is this going to be XXX rated? Should I close my eyes :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
When one considers his new appearance, no. It will not be XXX rated. :twisted: :mrgreen:
Apr 2, 2015 21:55:52 #
AuntiE wrote:
When one considers his new appearance, no. It will not be XXX rated. :twisted: :mrgreen:
For a "Dawg" I think he is rather handsome :!: :!: :!:
Apr 2, 2015 22:02:15 #
Apr 2, 2015 22:14:42 #
Armageddun wrote:
For a "Dawg" I think he is rather handsome :!: :!: :!:
He is a dog....... :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :shock:
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