A happy little poem
Apr 14, 2015 21:13:32 #
robby1 wrote:
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender brings the beer and says twenty bucks please. The gorilla is drinking his beer and the bartender says we don't get many gorillas in here. The gorilla says no wonder at these prices
:lol: :lol:
Apr 14, 2015 21:21:59 #
badbobby wrote:
:lol: :lol:
man brings dog into bar
bartender-"no dogs allowed in here"
man--"but this is a talkin dog,give him a chance"
bartender --"okay but he better talk"
man--dog what keeps the rain outta this bar"
dog--"roof"
bartender--"get that dog outta here"
mam--"give him one more chance"
bartender--"one more"
man--"dog who is the home run king??"
dog--"roof"
bartender -"get that dog outta here right now
Man walking down street--"well dog you got us thrown outta that bar"
dog--"should I have said Aaron??"
Apr 14, 2015 22:17:26 #
badbobby wrote:
man brings dog into bar br bartender-"no dogs... (show quote)
A man wants to buy a bird that sings. He goes to a pet store and buys a bird who sings up a storm. Takes the bird home . Next day calls pet store bird not singing. If you file birds beak he will sing. Next day pet store owner calls man and asks if bird is singing . man says no, when he took bird out of vice bird was dead.
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