New Obama Exec Order Bans Ted Cruz from Obamacare
Mar 25, 2015 14:35:27 #
Libs yucking it up but I see it funny too. Cruz is a hypocrit not to be trusted.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Just hours after Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) told CNN that he had no choice but to sign up for Obamacare, President Barack Obama signed an executive order making Cruz ineligible for coverage under the Affordable Care Act.
Clearly, the hardship of receiving Obamacare was causing Ted a great deal of pain, the President said. This should take care of that.
Obama acknowledged that the executive order, which makes Cruz the only American expressly forbidden from signing up for Obamacare, was an extraordinary measure, but added, I felt it was a necessary humanitarian gesture to protect Ted from the law he h**es.
Even as he signed the order, the President said that he was torn about barring Cruz from coverage, stating,Hes definitely someone who would benefit from seeing a doctor.
In an official statement released later in the day, Cruz blasted the executive order and accused Obama of distorting his position on Obamacare: I never said I didnt want to have it. I said I didnt want everyone else in the country to have it.
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President Signs Order Making Ted Cruz Ineligible for Obamacare
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Just hours after Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) told CNN that he had no choice but to sign up for Obamacare, President Barack Obama signed an executive order making Cruz ineligible for coverage under the Affordable Care Act.
Clearly, the hardship of receiving Obamacare was causing Ted a great deal of pain, the President said. This should take care of that.
Obama acknowledged that the executive order, which makes Cruz the only American expressly forbidden from signing up for Obamacare, was an extraordinary measure, but added, I felt it was a necessary humanitarian gesture to protect Ted from the law he h**es.
Even as he signed the order, the President said that he was torn about barring Cruz from coverage, stating,Hes definitely someone who would benefit from seeing a doctor.
In an official statement released later in the day, Cruz blasted the executive order and accused Obama of distorting his position on Obamacare: I never said I didnt want to have it. I said I didnt want everyone else in the country to have it.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:44:41 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
UncleJesse wrote:
Libs yucking it up but I see it funny too. Cruz i... (show quote)
Comedy routines sink to a new low. Gee, and I thought this came from the Onion.
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