And Then There Was...
And Then There Was..............
A man went to hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know which is worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough Call.
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
And Then There Was..............
A man went to hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know which is worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough Call.
And Then There Was.............. br br A man went... (
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Hey... if your penis fits through your wedding ring & you still have what it takes to have a Wife & a Girlfriend on the Side... # 3 is a NON-FACTOR...
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