Golf Hazzard
Mar 21, 2015 11:58:52 #
>
> Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his
> ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow
> buttercups.Trying to get his ball back in play, he
> ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
> patch..
> All of a sudden... POOF! In a flash and puff of
> smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm
> Mother Nature!Do you know how long it took me to make
> those buttercups? Just for doing what you have
> done,you won't have any butter for your popcorn
> for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have
> any butter for your toastfor the rest of your life.
> As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for
> anything the rest of your
> life!" Then POOF! ... She was
> gone!
> After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered
> for his friend, "Fred, where are
> you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here in
> the pussy willows."
> Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING FRED; FOR
> GOD'S SAKE, DON'T
> SWING!!!!!!
>
> Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his
> ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow
> buttercups.Trying to get his ball back in play, he
> ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
> patch..
> All of a sudden... POOF! In a flash and puff of
> smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm
> Mother Nature!Do you know how long it took me to make
> those buttercups? Just for doing what you have
> done,you won't have any butter for your popcorn
> for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have
> any butter for your toastfor the rest of your life.
> As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for
> anything the rest of your
> life!" Then POOF! ... She was
> gone!
> After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered
> for his friend, "Fred, where are
> you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here in
> the pussy willows."
> Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING FRED; FOR
> GOD'S SAKE, DON'T
> SWING!!!!!!
>
Mar 21, 2015 12:04:39 #
Mar 21, 2015 12:10:15 #
moldyoldy wrote:
> br > Towards the end of the golf course, ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 21, 2015 14:57:54 #
moldyoldy wrote:
> br > Towards the end of the golf course, ... (show quote)
I know a scratch golfer that's going to love this one.
Thanks!
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