badbobby Loc: texas

the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys

a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard

window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Very funny and probably all true.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Your mother was a very knowledgeable woman. It is good she made a list concerning your activities. :shock: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

:lol: :XD: :thumbup: :wink: :XD: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

Mama always told me I was special to her
she called me her Baby

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

We will change your name to BabyBobby! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :lol: :roll:

Ricktloml

the balls you get out of the kitty litter fall apart when you throw them

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

TMI!! :!: :!: :!: :!:

badbobby Loc: texas

been called lots worse
even recently

BearK Loc: TN

Synonyms for SPECIAL include peculiar, different, rare, unusual, and specialized. MMMM which do you think fits him best, Aunti?

mongo Loc: TEXAS

Good one badbobby. Very funny and true!
My mother found out that little boys thought the seven year locust were tasty and crunchy. To bad I had to wait seven years for the next cuisine to arrive!
She learned not to stick her hands in my dirty jeans pocket before washing them first. Sometimes those spiders where still alive and would run up her arm.
I was just a open minded, curious kid.
That's normal, right?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:

SEMPER FI

Ricktloml

We ARE talking about boys and the outlandish things they do, perhaps you forgot. Good grief