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Mar 7, 2015 00:55:21   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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Mar 7, 2015 01:10:00   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)




LOLOLOL :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 7, 2015 01:47:37   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)






👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😁👍👍👍😜😜😜😜👍👍👍

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Mar 7, 2015 02:09:56   #
BOHICA
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)


:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Mar 7, 2015 04:25:08   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)


Sounds like my ex

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Mar 7, 2015 07:36:34   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)


Well, I guess coffee showers are the flavor of the day!
That one was good enough that it should have come with a warning.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :shock:

SEMPER FI

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Mar 8, 2015 06:58:05   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
mongo wrote:
Well, I guess coffee showers are the flavor of the day!
That one was good enough that it should have come with a warning.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :shock:

SEMPER FI


It's really bad when the hot coffee comes out through your nose, and then you choke to top it off.

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Mar 8, 2015 10:08:52   #
grace scott
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 8, 2015 13:14:56   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 8, 2015 14:32:32   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 8, 2015 20:40:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A child asked his father, "How were people bo... (show quote)


LMAO

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Mar 8, 2015 20:42:54   #
BOHICA
 
badbobby wrote:
LMAO


I can't wait to see what happens when the child goes back to his mommy with this information. :twisted:

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Mar 8, 2015 20:50:31   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BOHICA wrote:
I can't wait to see what happens when the child goes back to his mommy with this information. :twisted:


poor daddy

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Mar 9, 2015 06:30:37   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
poor daddy



Gutsy, walking into it with both feet.

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Mar 9, 2015 18:14:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
Gutsy, walking into it with both feet.



an elderly man approached a young woman in a super market
:Maam"he said"I cant find my wife could you help me"?
feeling sympathy for this addled old man ,she replied
"of course Ill help you sir<do you know what part of the store she might be in"?
"I have no idea ",he replied
"but every time I start talking to a woman with boobs like yours,
she appears out of nowhere

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