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Feb 24, 2015 16:17:16   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..

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Feb 24, 2015 16:37:56   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Parrothead wrote:
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..
2015 Church Service br PASTOR: "Praise the L... (show quote)


I know. I guess I will remain old school. I still prefer a real Bible.

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Feb 24, 2015 16:44:26   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Rufus wrote:
I know. I guess I will remain old school. I still prefer a real Bible.


One of the largest churches in my area broadcasts services live twice a day for people who may be handicapped or otherwise unable to attend. My in-laws watch it even though they are only a mile away.

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Feb 24, 2015 16:53:58   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Parrothead wrote:
One of the largest churches in my area broadcasts services live twice a day for people who may be handicapped or otherwise unable to attend. My in-laws watch it even though they are only a mile away.


I can understand if someone truly can't go and am thankful for good Christian programming. But I must get out to fellowship. I generally watch Dr. Stanley, then Pastor Hagee and then Bellevue Baptist each Sunday morning. Then my Mom and I attend our study class at church. I met this morning with three other men to discuss a series our pastor has been doing. We meet every other wed. night for mens Bible Study. I just need the fellowship to stay focused. I'm not saying others do. I love to read my Bible each morning. It is my favorite time of the day.
Maybe your in laws are upset God let you marry their daughter. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 24, 2015 17:06:49   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Rufus wrote:
I can understand if someone truly can't go and am thankful for good Christian programming. But I must get out to fellowship. I generally watch Dr. Stanley, then Pastor Hagee and then Bellevue Baptist each Sunday morning. Then my Mom and I attend our study class at church. I met this morning with three other men to discuss a series our pastor has been doing. We meet every other wed. night for mens Bible Study. I just need the fellowship to stay focused. I'm not saying others do. I love to read my Bible each morning. It is my favorite time of the day.
Maybe your in laws are upset God let you marry their daughter. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can understand if someone truly can't go and am ... (show quote)


That could be. :roll: :lol: :lol: We're are divorced now but still remain friends and I get along great with the EX in-laws.

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Feb 24, 2015 17:15:03   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Parrothead wrote:
That could be. :roll: :lol: :lol: We're are divorced now but still remain friends and I get along great with the EX in-laws.


Amen. I went through that too. It was a hard thing. I also have good relations with my ex and her family.

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Feb 24, 2015 19:58:21   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Parrothead wrote:
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..
2015 Church Service br PASTOR: "Praise the L... (show quote)


Oh my goodness. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 24, 2015 23:11:22   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..
2015 Church Service br PASTOR: "Praise the L... (show quote)


And he is not the only one. :hunf: :XD: :XD:

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Feb 25, 2015 06:21:18   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Parrothead wrote:
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..
2015 Church Service br PASTOR: "Praise the L... (show quote)


I believe in the Bible it says, Where any two or more assemble to worship God is considered the church. I would think that would mean physically, not electronically! If some have disabilities, bring the assembly to them.
Worship is spiritual not electrical!

SEMPER FI

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Feb 25, 2015 10:02:39   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Rufus wrote:
I know. I guess I will remain old school. I still prefer a real Bible.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 25, 2015 13:57:58   #
bahmer
 
Parrothead wrote:
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..
2015 Church Service br PASTOR: "Praise the L... (show quote)


To funny, but were coming to this in the near future.

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Feb 25, 2015 15:07:52   #
rocketride
 
Parrothead wrote:
2015 Church Service
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.
a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.
b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.
God bless and have a nice day.



And Jesus wept…..
2015 Church Service br PASTOR: "Praise the L... (show quote)


Or laughed his ass off.

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