badbobby Loc: texas

the two most important events in all of history
were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel
beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture
neither the glass bottle or the aluminum can were invented yet,so while the early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented,they just stayed close to the brewery.
that's how villages were formed

now the wheel was invented to get people to the beer
those two things were the foundation of civilization and were together the catalyst for the splitting of humanity
into two distinct subgroups:liberals and conservatives

some men spent their days tracking and k*****g animals to BBQ at night
while they were imbibing beer
this was the beginning of the conservative movement

other men who were less sk**led at hunting learned to
live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQS and doing the sewing,fetching,and hair dressing.
this was the beginning of the liberal movement

some of these liberal men evolved into women.
others became known as (girlie men)
some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
domestication of cats,the invention of group therapy,group hugs,and the concept of democratic v****g to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the conservatists provided


over the years conversatives came to be symbolized by the largest land animal,the elephant
liberals came to be symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons

now I think ill have another beer

MrEd Loc: Georgia

You have everything right except one thing. The wheel was invented to get the beer to the people. You sort of had that one backwards................

badbobby Loc: texas

ed if that's the only thing I get backwards
ill have no complaints

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

And I think I will join you in having, and enjoying a beer though I wish it was a bit later in time, i.e. invention of tequila.

badbobby Loc: texas

and jack daniels

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Absolutely. We would be remiss to not bring Jack into the conversation...and festivities.