Flawless male logic
Feb 21, 2015 23:04:12 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:
Correct
> Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20
years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:
Correct
> Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20
years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Feb 22, 2015 06:27:33 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br FLA... (show quote)
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Feb 22, 2015 07:47:14 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ...
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Good question :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 22, 2015 10:09:58 #
BearK wrote:
Good question :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Well, I know what my husband, John, would say, but as for me....I'm pleading the 5th!! :roll: :wink:
Feb 22, 2015 14:06:51 #
Feb 22, 2015 14:07:11 #
Feb 25, 2015 09:43:55 #
Answer to the beer question. Woman: I never wanted a Ferrari. I wanted a golden-age grand piano ($50,000 and up) and I have one. Ferraris are a male thing. Ditto huge flat-screen TVs. We have two, but that's my husband doing the buying and he doesn't drink beer.
Feb 25, 2015 13:00:13 #
Teal wrote:
Answer to the beer question. Woman: I never wanted a Ferrari. I wanted a golden-age grand piano ($50,000 and up) and I have one. Ferraris are a male thing. Ditto huge flat-screen TVs. We have two, but that's my husband doing the buying and he doesn't drink beer.
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Feb 25, 2015 13:09:11 #
BearK wrote:
Good question :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Well, you know what "they" say....the rooster crows but the hens deliver the goods. :roll:
Feb 25, 2015 15:51:47 #
Searching wrote:
Well, you know what "they" say....the rooster crows but the hens deliver the goods. :roll:
Good one :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 25, 2015 16:40:35 #
BearK wrote:
Good one :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:oops: Thank you.
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