Random thoughts as we age: Random thoughts as we age: The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Wouldn't it be great if we could put...

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Feb 20, 2015 10:05:25 #

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Random thoughts as we age:

The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-
free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the
things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

My people sk**ls are just fine. It's my tolerance to i***ts that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" .

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ?

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna t***sfer me to someone I can't
understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is
Salad !!!

And, of course Have I sent this to you already or did you send this to me?

Feb 20, 2015 10:17:57 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

eagleye13 wrote:

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I can't remember if I sent it to you, but thanks if you sent it back...I needed reminding. :oops: :wink:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a 'salad'. :thumbup:

Feb 20, 2015 10:48:54 #

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

eagleye13 wrote:

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Those are really good!
:thumbup: :thumbup:

Feb 20, 2015 11:11:50 #

mcmlx

eagleye13 wrote:

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Oh. Thank you eagleye.

Feb 20, 2015 11:42:19 #

pafret Loc: Northeast

eagleye13 wrote:

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Feb 20, 2015 12:23:25 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Thank you Eagleye for telling us about yourself, but did you really have to expose me? Oy vey, that was a bit underhanded, don'cha think?

Feb 20, 2015 12:26:44 #

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

judging by tour picture; you are still in good shape. Just lay off the cat nip. :-)

PoppaGringo wrote:

Thank you Eagleye for telling us about yourself, but did you really have to expose me? Oy vey, that was a bit underhanded, don'cha think?

Feb 20, 2015 13:37:56 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

eagleye13 wrote:

judging by tour picture; you are still in good shape. Just lay off the cat nip. :-)

But the catnip is what keeps me young and fit, at least mentally(?). It is also my aphrodisiac. :mrgreen: :oops: :-P

Feb 20, 2015 13:40:32 #

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

So it is like Cannabis. You lucky kitty :-)

PoppaGringo wrote:

But the catnip is what keeps me young and fit, at least mentally(?). It is also my aphrodisiac. :mrgreen: :oops: :-P

Feb 20, 2015 14:02:09 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

eagleye13 wrote:

So it is like Cannabis. You lucky kitty :-)

In all seriousness, believe it or not, I have been informed by my cats veterinarian that catnip has the same effect on cats as pot does to humans. One of them really likes it while the other totally rejects it. Go figure...

Feb 20, 2015 14:27:55 #

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

One must be a Republican, and the other a Democrat.

PoppaGringo wrote:

Feb 20, 2015 15:07:10 #

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

eagleye13 wrote:

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I don't know, I will have to reread it to figure out whether I sent it out. I forgot what it says, it has been ten minutes since I read it, and that's too long for my memory.

Feb 20, 2015 15:14:18 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

eagleye13 wrote:

One must be a Republican, and the other a Democrat.

Nah, they are both Independents. Very independent.

Feb 20, 2015 17:12:37 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

Nah, they are both Independents. Very independent.

Funny...my two cats are the same way. :-o

Feb 21, 2015 23:55:15 #

badbobby Loc: texas

eagleye13 wrote:

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I really don't recall
but its still funny

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