A total horse pucky Valentine's Day story.. Greek archaeologists find couple locked in millennia-old hug ATHENS, Greece (AP) Death did not part them. Archaeologists in southern...

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Greek archaeologists find couple locked in millennia-old hug

ATHENS, Greece (AP) Death did not part them.

Archaeologists in southern Greece have discovered the grave of a man and woman buried as they died some 5,800 years ago still tightly embracing.

A senior member of the excavation team, Anastassia Papathanassiou, says the discovery made in 2013 and publicized this week after DNA testing determined each skeleton's sex is the oldest of its kind in Greece. She says the couple most likely died holding each other.

A total female perspective on something that is most probably better explained as some old guy who refused to waste a good boner.

Before you tell Admin on me, let me define that word...

Boner

An embarrassing mistake

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Ahhhhhh how sweet, right?

badbobby Loc: texas

RockKnutne wrote:

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LMAO ROCK
im sure there will be repercussions
im still laughing

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

badbobby wrote:

LMAO ROCK
im sure there will be repercussions
im still laughing

I hope so bb, I know I made myself laugh posting it and figured a few of us rotten guys would get a charge out of it!

Glad you count yourself among the rotten and depraved, it can get lonely being me sometimes...

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badbobby Loc: texas

RockKnutne wrote:

I hope so bb, I know I made myself laugh posting it and figured a few of us rotten guys would get a charge out of it!

Glad you count yourself among the rotten and depraved, it can get lonely being me sometimes...

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hang in there rock
there are lots of us

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

badbobby wrote:

hang in there rock
there are lots of us

Not with our collective bravery and resolve bb. Too many married men on here or, those that have been badly scarred from the experience.

I did it for all us men, Valentine's Day... Bah Humbug I say...

(Stop honey, honey no, no, no not the clamps I'm still healing... Help, help, help SOS SOS SOS.)

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

RockKnutne wrote:

Not with our collective bravery and resolve bb. Too many married men on here or, those that have been badly scarred from the experience.

I did it for all us men, Valentine's Day... Bah Humbug I say...

(Stop honey, honey no, no, no not the clamps I'm still healing... Help, help, help SOS SOS SOS.)

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Hmmmmm, I can help.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

AuntiE wrote:

Hmmmmm, I can help.

Admit it AuntiE, it made you laugh too! It's not my fault that when I read the news, my mind twists and contorts the stories in the fashion I have illustrated in this thread.

You should see what I write as a cry for help, not a reason to heap more abuse upon my aching head. I say more because, I live with "The Hammer" and she doesn't let me get by wit nuttin', trust me on that! :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I noticed you were the only lady with enough gumption to even peek inside here. I see you as a modern day version of "The Maid of Orléans", you know a true Jeanne d'Arc?

Might I suggest before you wage war with the English, it's really God's voice and not your husband playing a joke on you with a loud speaker, microphone and dry ice. I did that to my wife once and she pillaged the entire neighborhood.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Viva la Francia!
Viva la Francia!...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

RockKnutne wrote:

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To think, I went out and obtained a heart just for you on this Valentines Day.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

AuntiE wrote:

To think, I went out and obtained a heart just for you on this Valentines Day.

Ahhhhhh gee yer swell lady and, I am quite fond of you.

You think Poppa Gringo will be alright without it? Just pray they don't use forensics on your knife, DNA evidence is very hard to refute.

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

RockKnutne wrote:

Ahhhhhh gee yer swell lady and, I am quite fond of you.

You think Poppa Gringo will be alright without it? Just pray they don't use forensics on your knife, DNA evidence is very hard to refute.

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I chose someone of lesser value to use my laser surgery procedure on. :idea: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

AuntiE wrote:

I chose someone of lesser value to use my laser surgery procedure on. :idea: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hey now that you mention it, I haven't seen poor alex in quite awhile...

"Alas, poor alex! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!'

Indeed, how abhorred it truly is...

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Yer sooooo busted lady!
Yer sooooo busted lady!...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

RockKnutne wrote:

Hey now that you mention it, I haven't seen poor alex in quite awhile...

"Alas, poor alex! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!'

Indeed, how abhorred it truly is...

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My Alex is currently on another forum. I would never harm him.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

AuntiE wrote:

My Alex is currently on another forum. I would never harm him.

That's what you all say right before you poke us in our eyes, kick us in our knees and then, gut us like a deer.

You are a shrewd race and g****r. You have my respect, might as well take it ya already have my heart and soul.

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