The confessional
Feb 13, 2015 18:37:11 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
The Confessional
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time
since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replies:
"Getout, you moron, you're on my side"
The Confessional
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time
since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replies:
"Getout, you moron, you're on my side"
Feb 13, 2015 18:51:00 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br The ... (show quote)
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Feb 13, 2015 18:52:25 #
BOHICA wrote:
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:lol: :lol: Thank you.
Feb 13, 2015 21:36:24 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br The ... (show quote)
It took a few seconds for me to catch on. Good un! :lol: :thumbup:
Feb 14, 2015 00:56:44 #
Parrothead wrote:
It took a few seconds for me to catch on. Good un! :lol: :thumbup:
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Feb 14, 2015 12:44:31 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br The ... (show quote)
So that is how they can handle it. I thought that they had a secret and now you know the other half of the story.
Feb 14, 2015 20:37:00 #
bahmer wrote:
So that is how they can handle it. I thought that they had a secret and now you know the other half of the story.
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