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Bear removal 101
Feb 13, 2015 18:33:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the do

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Feb 13, 2015 21:19:51   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 13, 2015 21:35:56   #
BOHICA
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the do
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


I heard another version of this. It was a gorilla in a tree.

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Feb 13, 2015 23:27:58   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the do
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


Pit bulls are well trained... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 14, 2015 00:53:41   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
no propaganda please wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you. :-D

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Feb 14, 2015 00:54:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
BOHICA wrote:
I heard another version of this. It was a gorilla in a tree.


Sure it wasn't Obummer? :lol: :lol:

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Feb 14, 2015 00:54:25   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Armageddun wrote:
Pit bulls are well trained... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Feb 14, 2015 06:04:07   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the do
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 14, 2015 11:36:28   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Elwood wrote:
Sure it wasn't Obummer? :lol: :lol:


that is very insulting to the gorilla

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Feb 14, 2015 12:42:47   #
bahmer
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 14, 2015 19:08:41   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
BearK wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you. :-D

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Feb 14, 2015 19:09:02   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
alex wrote:
that is very insulting to the gorilla


:lol: :lol:

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Feb 14, 2015 19:09:19   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
bahmer wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you.

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Feb 15, 2015 03:46:58   #
Al-ien
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


:"Bear removal 101"


A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's
an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull
is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the do
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)



:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 15, 2015 13:54:11   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Al-ien wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you. :-D

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