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Shhh... It's Duck Season
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while, they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"

Not the Best Response
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants anything. Rene replies, "I think not," and promptly vanishes.

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
Three logicians walk into a bar. The waitress asks, "Do you all want a beer?" The first logician says, "I don't know. " The second one says, "I don't know." The third logician exclaims, "Yes!"

This Was a Monty Python Sketch, Right?
A Roman man walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

This Is a Set Problem
A logician's wife is having a baby. After it is born, the doctor hands the infant to the dad. His wife asks impatiently, "Is it a girl or a boy? " The logician replies, "Yes."

Also, How Much They Charge an Hour.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.

L'Hopital-ity
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits.

And the Same as 0b11001
Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

What Does He Do When the Lights Go On?
Pavlov was sitting at a pub one night enjoying a pint. The phone rang and he jumped up shouting, "Whoops, I forgot to feed the dog!

Sodium Would Have Overreacted.
Argon and Neon walked into a bar and ordered drinks. The bartender said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. " They didn't react.

Which Way Was He Spinning?
A Higgs Boson walks into a church admiring the stained glass. A priest walks up and says, "We don't allow your kind of particle in here. " The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, you can't have mass."

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Those are all terrific. Very funny and require some thought, great combination. Thanks for the post.

numenian

This is just another example of rumitoid thinikng he is better than the rest of us. Or proving that many have not the brain power to read his posts to their depths, attacking him when they should actually be thanking him. One response to intelligent jokes? One wonders?