PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.

As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use
it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been
together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"



The man shakes his head...




...."No. They're all at the funeral."

bahmer

That's horrible but being a golfer I do get it.

grace scott

Typical husband.

:D :D

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Do you remember the four Ps? Obviously, they were in effect.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Aw pashaul :shock: :shock: :shock: you made that up :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Douglas Graham Loc: The Mountains

She might like this

badbobby Loc: texas

only from a jarhead
lmao
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BigJim

Heard the same joke for My Fair Lady tickets aobut 1960.