A true romantic
Feb 12, 2015 12:06:24 #
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Feb 12, 2015 12:55:58 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 12, 2015 13:11:28 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)
You Sweet talker you :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 12, 2015 13:14:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)
Funny, a typical man though.
Feb 14, 2015 00:16:48 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)
mmmmm
seems ive seen that one before Papa
Feb 14, 2015 11:56:32 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
mmmmm
seems ive seen that one before Papa
seems ive seen that one before Papa
that's okay you can still laugh, unless you're a liberal in which case you have no sense---------------------of humor
Feb 14, 2015 12:32:37 #
alex wrote:
that's okay you can still laugh, unless you're a liberal in which case you have no sense---------------------of humor
ok ill laugh ha ha
and you know im no liberal
Feb 14, 2015 12:44:16 #
badbobby wrote:
ok ill laugh ha ha
and you know I'm no liberal
and you know I'm no liberal
Well I, for one, have never thought otherwise badbobby. However, one never knows what the Swabbie thinks. But then, he is a Swabbie so allowances must be made.
Feb 14, 2015 12:46:27 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well I, for one, have never thought otherwise badbobby. However, one never knows what the Swabbie thinks. But then, he is a Swabbie so allowances must be made.
you wanna swim next time?
Feb 14, 2015 12:58:34 #
Feb 14, 2015 13:04:13 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
lmao
he and the boot are always ganging up on me
Feb 14, 2015 13:17:35 #
alex wrote:
he and the boot are always ganging up on me
never fear alex I am back
and I have your six
Feb 14, 2015 13:47:59 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
never fear alex I am back
and I have your six
and I have your six
thanks
Feb 14, 2015 14:17:13 #
alex wrote:
he and the boot are always ganging up on me
I am an excellent swimmer when not encumbered with 90 lbs on my person, but no, I would prefer the t***sportation you provide rather than swimming 10,000 miles to my next field of fire.
Happy Valentine's Day to my 'favorite' Swabbie. And please don't get all gushy.
Feb 14, 2015 14:24:41 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
I am an excellent swimmer when not encumbered with 90 lbs on my person, but no, I would prefer the t***sportation you provide rather than swimming 10,000 miles to my next field of fire.
Happy Valentine's Day to my 'favorite' Swabbie. And please don't get all gushy.
Happy Valentine's Day to my 'favorite' Swabbie. And please don't get all gushy.
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