The whole t***h and nothing but the t***h.
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
(This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!)
cold iron wrote:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
(This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!)
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine ... (
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Great joke, cold iron. And what make a great joke, "classic," is how well a world can relate to how funny the T***H can be. You can't make this stuff up!!!
cold iron wrote:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
(This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!)
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine ... (
show quote)
The last part is not a joke but the t***h. Sad but that is the way it is.
I am convinced that the US, and probably the entire Western world, that is, the American Empire, has entered an era in which respect for t***h does not exist in public and private institutions.
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