Proof...Drinking Makes you Smarter!
Feb 12, 2015 11:09:05 #
Loki wrote:
We may be on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough here.....
Oh don't bring that up, somebody will want a sliding scale and a bell curve to find the sweet spot....
Feb 13, 2015 10:41:53 #
rolech wrote:
Here's proof. My wife says I can be a real smart ass after I've had a few beers.
That's why I Quit Drinking . I was getting WAY too Smart :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2015 10:43:36 #
Loki wrote:
We may be on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough here.....
pity it doesn't work on libs , as they HAVE NO SMART BRAIN CELLS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 13, 2015 11:28:17 #
My wife,has a PHD,and 3 masters degrees,she says,that after a few beers,I think im smarter than she is,My reply was/is,that I had to be smarter to marry her,,,,
Feb 13, 2015 11:46:24 #
boatbob2 wrote:
My wife,has a PHD,and 3 masters degrees,she says,that after a few beers,I think im smarter than she is,My reply was/is,that I had to be smarter to marry her,,,,
I have looked at that and looked at that and it still seems you are close to the edge, but I gotta say you were brave to say it. Bless you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 13, 2015 11:57:03 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
rolech wrote:
Here's proof. My wife says I can be a real smart ass after I've had a few beers.
And THATis the part of your body that you want smarter?. You are weird!!
Feb 14, 2015 00:12:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
I say we all drink to that :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
BUT LETS NOT DRINK AND DRIVE
I LOVED THE DISCOURSE
Feb 14, 2015 06:53:42 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
slatten49 wrote:
I say we all drink to that :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
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And I'm going to get the bottle of wine. Did youknow tht the red grape contains Resveritrol which is good for the blood and the brain.
I think about half a bottle (or maybe the entire one) should do about now. Has anyone thought of substituting it for OJ since it also contains vitamin C? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Feb 14, 2015 14:24:48 #
One thing about marrying a PHD with 3 Masters,is,THEY NEVER SHUT UP...Great woman though,at times I want to strangle her....( don't we all ???)
Feb 14, 2015 15:50:45 #
boatbob2 wrote:
One thing about marrying a PHD with 3 Masters,is,THEY NEVER SHUT UP...Great woman though,at times I want to strangle her....( don't we all ???)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: YEP got that right!!
Feb 17, 2015 20:44:25 #
Fortunately,,,, where autie E is concerned,,, I have more a-- than she has teeth...
slatten49 wrote:
Not upset at all. 8-)
Don't worry about AuntiE. :wink: She is an aluminum-plated marshmallow. :lol:
Don't worry about AuntiE. :wink: She is an aluminum-plated marshmallow. :lol:
Feb 18, 2015 08:12:50 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
Fortunately,,,, where autie E is concerned,,, I have more a-- than she has teeth...
You are more of a man than I am. I will pray for you. Life is short, but you seem to want to make it shorter.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2015 10:20:11 #
jelun wrote:
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A farmer raised rabbits for a living. One day he was cleaning out the rabbit cages. He was walking with a bucket of rabbit turds, when one of his friends came by. The friend asked what was in the bucket. The farmer said smart pills, do you want one. The friend said yes. After tasting one the friend said they taste like rabbit turds. The farmer said, see, your getting smart already
Feb 20, 2015 12:48:06 #
Not brave,,, just could afford to lose a little back there,,, and working out isnt getting rid of it!! I figured a good butt chewing couldnt hurt could it??
Rufus wrote:
You are more of a man than I am. I will pray for you. Life is short, but you seem to want to make it shorter.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2015 12:48:53 #
AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Thats a keeper,,,, mind if I use that??
Thats a keeper,,,, mind if I use that??
robby1 wrote:
A farmer raised rabbits for a living. One day he was cleaning out the rabbit cages. He was walking with a bucket of rabbit turds, when one of his friends came by. The friend asked what was in the bucket. The farmer said smart pills, do you want one. The friend said yes. After tasting one the friend said they taste like rabbit turds. The farmer said, see, your getting smart already
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