A husband goes to police to report missing wife.
Feb 10, 2015 23:31:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-foot tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, but not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt of shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she leave in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Segeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual t***smission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and 'Bubba' floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door. At this point, the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry, buddy. We will locate your truck.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-foot tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, but not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt of shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she leave in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Segeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual t***smission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and 'Bubba' floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door. At this point, the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry, buddy. We will locate your truck.
Feb 11, 2015 00:00:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping y... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: Been around a few times but still funny. :mrgreen:
Feb 11, 2015 00:38:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping y... (show quote)
I can certainly relate to that poor husband. We are kindred souls.
Feb 11, 2015 03:07:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping y... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Us guy's and our toy's loved it . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 11, 2015 03:07:35 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I can certainly relate to that poor husband. We are kindred souls.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: ME TOO!!!
Feb 11, 2015 07:43:34 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping y... (show quote)
That happened to me once. The only problem was, I got the wife back, but the truck was long gone. When I complained to the police about my truck, they said " don't worry, it was insured". So I promptly got insurance on the wife. :mrgreen:
Feb 11, 2015 08:47:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
That happened to me once. The only problem was, I got the wife back, but the truck was long gone. When I complained to the police about my truck, they said " don't worry, it was insured". So I promptly got insurance on the wife. :mrgreen:
Hmmmm. My wife has plenty of insurance on me. :roll: :oops:
Feb 11, 2015 09:43:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
Hmmmm. My wife has plenty of insurance on me. :roll: :oops:
There is a special rider on one policy providing triple payout if your demise is due to lopping. :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :twisted:
Feb 11, 2015 09:47:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
There is a special rider on one policy providing triple payout if your demise is due to lopping. :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :twisted:
I was sort'a hoping you would miss this thread. :oops:
"Triple payout?" :shock:
Feb 11, 2015 09:49:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was sort'a hoping you would miss this thread. :oops:
"Triple payout?" :shock:
"Triple payout?" :shock:
Alas, your "hope" was to be unfulfilled. :mrgreen: :evil: 8-)
Yes, triple!
Feb 11, 2015 09:52:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Alas, your "hope" was to be unfulfilled. :mrgreen: :evil: 8-)
Yes, triple!
Yes, triple!
I shall remain wary, and sleep with one eye open. :thumbup: :-D
Feb 11, 2015 13:29:57 #
Feb 11, 2015 15:14:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
I shall remain wary, and sleep with one eye open. :thumbup: :-D
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I would surely sleep with both eyes open with that big sum pay out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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