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Lady dentist
Feb 10, 2015 23:10:50   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds.

Lady Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

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Feb 11, 2015 00:07:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Lady Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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:lol: :thumbup: :lol:

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Feb 11, 2015 00:10:06   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
slatten49 wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol:


:lol: :lol: Thank you. :-D

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Feb 11, 2015 00:22:19   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Lady Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Lady Dentist br b... (show quote)


:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Feb 11, 2015 00:43:05   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
alex wrote:
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Feb 11, 2015 11:55:38   #
boatbob2
 
Loved it!!!

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Feb 11, 2015 12:18:46   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Lady Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Lady Dentist br b... (show quote)


OMG ROF LMAOOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 11, 2015 13:25:46   #
bahmer
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Lady Dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be darned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Lady Dentist br b... (show quote)


Good one.

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Feb 11, 2015 15:05:56   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Loved it!!!


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Feb 11, 2015 15:06:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
DamnYANKEE wrote:
OMG ROF LMAOOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 11, 2015 15:06:29   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one.


Thank you. :-D

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