Headlines from the year 2059
Feb 10, 2015 19:00:11 #
FROM THE YEAR: 2059
Ozone created by electric
cars now k*****g millions in
the seventh largest Country
in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as
California.
White minorities still
trying to have English
recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens
Northwestern United States
crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to
reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Iran still closed off;
physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for
global help after being
taken over by Jamaica .
No other country comes
forward to help the
beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies
at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported
legally, but President
Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he
will run for President in
2060.
Postal Service raises
price of first class stamp
to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to
Wednesdays only.
Average weight of
Americans drops to
250 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study:
Diet and exercise
is the key to weight loss.
G****l c*****g blamed
for citrus crop failure
for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and
Floruba.
Japanese scientists have
created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed they
now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.
A******n clinics now
available in every High
School in United States .
Senate still blocking
drilling in ANWR even
though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter
and gas stations are
only open on Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes
last remaining
conservative.
Supreme Court rules any
punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had
Sexual Harmony.
They had simultaneous
Headaches.
Average height of NBA
players is now nine feet
seven inches with only 5
illegitimate children.
New federal law requires
that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up
newspapers must be
registered by January
2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate
at 75 percent.
Floruba v**ers still
having trouble with
v****g machines.
Ozone created by electric
cars now k*****g millions in
the seventh largest Country
in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as
California.
White minorities still
trying to have English
recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens
Northwestern United States
crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to
reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Iran still closed off;
physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for
global help after being
taken over by Jamaica .
No other country comes
forward to help the
beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies
at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported
legally, but President
Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he
will run for President in
2060.
Postal Service raises
price of first class stamp
to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to
Wednesdays only.
Average weight of
Americans drops to
250 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study:
Diet and exercise
is the key to weight loss.
G****l c*****g blamed
for citrus crop failure
for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and
Floruba.
Japanese scientists have
created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed they
now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.
A******n clinics now
available in every High
School in United States .
Senate still blocking
drilling in ANWR even
though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter
and gas stations are
only open on Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes
last remaining
conservative.
Supreme Court rules any
punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had
Sexual Harmony.
They had simultaneous
Headaches.
Average height of NBA
players is now nine feet
seven inches with only 5
illegitimate children.
New federal law requires
that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up
newspapers must be
registered by January
2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate
at 75 percent.
Floruba v**ers still
having trouble with
v****g machines.
Feb 10, 2015 19:23:16 #
Feb 10, 2015 21:08:29 #
Feb 10, 2015 22:25:44 #
grace scott wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Feb 10, 2015 22:55:21 #
Elwood wrote:
FROM THE YEAR: 2059 br br Ozone created by electr... (show quote)
Do you really think it will take that long?
Feb 10, 2015 23:14:41 #
Loki wrote:
Do you really think it will take that long?
Probably not, we are divagating rapidly from our founding principles.
Feb 10, 2015 23:39:25 #
Loki wrote:
Do you really think it will take that long?
:lol: :lol: Probably not. :mrgreen:
Feb 11, 2015 11:50:58 #
Feb 11, 2015 12:15:19 #
Elwood wrote:
FROM THE YEAR: 2059 br br Ozone created by electr... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 11, 2015 12:15:54 #
Feb 11, 2015 13:17:02 #
boatbob2 wrote:
Hell,NOTHING that will happen in OUR GREAT COUNTRY,surprises me,
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 11, 2015 13:17:26 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you. :-D
Feb 11, 2015 13:23:24 #
Feb 11, 2015 14:28:08 #
Feb 11, 2015 15:35:30 #
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