The Bull
Feb 9, 2015 22:59:45 #
Going the E-mail rounds.
:lol: :lol:
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days . all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint .
:lol: :lol:
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days . all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint .
Feb 9, 2015 23:03:05 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. br :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
Watch neighborhood Elwood's on the loose. Be careful you could get shot.
Feb 9, 2015 23:04:14 #
bahmer wrote:
Watch neighborhood Elwood's on the loose. Be careful you could get shot.
:lol: :lol:
Feb 9, 2015 23:31:49 #
Feb 9, 2015 23:59:31 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. br :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
Pay attention to the sign El. They might get you for illegal entry.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 10, 2015 00:17:36 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. br :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
How is your wife? Doing fine I hope.
Feb 10, 2015 01:08:16 #
grace scott wrote:
How is your wife? Doing fine I hope.
Good question Grace. Hope she survives.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 10, 2015 10:56:51 #
Feb 10, 2015 10:57:33 #
Al-ien wrote:
Pay attention to the sign El. They might get you for illegal entry.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: That they might. :shock:
Feb 10, 2015 10:59:04 #
grace scott wrote:
How is your wife? Doing fine I hope.
:lol: :lol: She's h*****g in there barely. Keeps complaining of exhaustion. I can't understand why. :twisted:
Feb 10, 2015 15:17:35 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: She's h*****g in there barely. Keeps complaining of exhaustion. I can't understand why. :twisted:
Let her try some of that peppermint and see if it isn't you with his tongue h*****g out.
Feb 10, 2015 21:26:47 #
bahmer wrote:
Let her try some of that peppermint and see if it isn't you with his tongue h*****g out.
:lol: :lol: Now don't you start giving her ideas. :shock:
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