Australian in Madrid
Feb 9, 2015 21:30:56 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
An Australian stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Madrid.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Si Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!' The Australian said, 'I will have the same please.' The waiter
replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your
order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.' The following day he
returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he
called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much,
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.' The waiter shrugged
his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."
An Australian stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Madrid.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Si Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!' The Australian said, 'I will have the same please.' The waiter
replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your
order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.' The following day he
returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he
called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much,
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.' The waiter shrugged
his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."
Feb 11, 2015 14:38:15 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br An A... (show quote)
Ouch! :shock: :lol: :lol:
Feb 11, 2015 17:18:18 #
Feb 12, 2015 02:55:16 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br An A... (show quote)
I don't know where you get them, but keep them comming. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 12, 2015 12:20:16 #
Al-ien wrote:
I don't know where you get them, but keep them comming. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Thank you. :mrgreen:
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