Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol: This is going to get me into trouble. :roll:
Female
Medical Examination
During a lady's medical examination, the British
doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood
pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part
that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is
interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! .... Just stick out your tongue!"
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol: This is going to get me into trouble. :roll:
Female
Medical Examination
During a lady's medical examination, the British
doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood
pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part
that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is
interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! .... Just stick out your tongue!"
Doesn't the Bible mention something about a woman with a wagging tongue? :mrgreen:
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol: This is going to get me into trouble. :roll:
Female
Medical Examination
During a lady's medical examination, the British
doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood
pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part
that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is
interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! .... Just stick out your tongue!"
she just misunderstood she thought he meant the part that gets men in trouble
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol: This is going to get me into trouble. :roll:
Female
Medical Examination
During a lady's medical examination, the British
doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood
pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part
that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is
interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! .... Just stick out your tongue!"
Ya know, I'm going to have to start addressing you as Mr. El Kabong, you keep getting the hits and, I thank you for the laugh once more!
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
BOHICA wrote:
Doesn't the Bible mention something about a woman with a wagging tongue? :mrgreen:
I thin a time or two, that just might be the case Quicks Draw...
It is better to live in a corner of a roof Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
- Proverbs 21:9
If this were written today, they would have to add liberal to that verse... Nah, only a liberal would share a house with another liberal and they would drown each other out with their blabbering.
I think God cautions all of us about the dangers of tongue wagging, He feels it does more harm than good for some odd reason?
And the tongue is a fire, a world of unrighteousness. The tongue is set among our members, staining the whole body, setting on fire the entire course of life, and set on fire by hell. For every kind of beast and bird, of reptile and sea creature, can be tamed and has been tamed by mankind,
but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.- James 3:6-8
Do you fellas think it getting hot in here? I'm going out for some fresh air.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
alex wrote:
she just misunderstood she thought he meant the part that gets men in trouble
It's all in how you define trouble alex. :shock: :shock: :shock:
RockKnutne wrote:
I thin a time or two, that just might be the case Quicks Draw...
It is better to live in a corner of a roof Than in a house shared with a contentious woman.
- Proverbs 21:9
If this were written today, they would have to add liberal to that verse... Nah, only a liberal would share a house with another liberal and they would drown each other out with their blabbering.
I think God cautions all of us about the dangers of tongue wagging, He feels it does more harm than good for some odd reason?
And the tongue is a fire, a world of unrighteousness. The tongue is set among our members, staining the whole body, setting on fire the entire course of life, and set on fire by hell. For every kind of beast and bird, of reptile and sea creature, can be tamed and has been tamed by mankind, but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.
- James 3:6-8
Do you fellas think it getting hot in here? I'm going out for some fresh air.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thin a time or two, that just might be the case ... (
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Yes, indeed, it would behoove you to depart prior to the anticipated eruptions. You could be horribly disfigured or worse yet, dismembered by some of the fairer, more gentle species of mammal.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, indeed, it would behoove you to depart prior to the anticipated eruptions. You could be horribly disfigured or worse yet, dismembered by some of the fairer, more gentle species of mammal.
Think white chocolate. :idea: :twisted: :mrgreen: :hunf:
AuntiE wrote:
Think white chocolate. :idea: :twisted: :mrgreen: :hunf:
You certainly know how to twist and hurt.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
You certainly know how to twist and hurt.
It was a simple thought and gentle reminder. :twisted: :mrgreen: :lol:
alex wrote:
she just misunderstood she thought he meant the part that gets men in trouble
:lol: :lol: Dang women. :roll:
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