8 Handy Tricks Women Can Use To Beat T***s Athletes
Apr 27, 2024 11:39:41 #
8 Handy Tricks Women Can Use To Beat T***s Athletes
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
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It's the dawn of a new era in women's athletics, as they are now open to dudes! While the playing field may seem tilted unfairly, there are some foolproof tactics women can use to make things more even.
The Babylon Bee is here to help female athletes gain an advantage with the following list of useful tricks:
1...Punch them in the Adam's apple: If he can't breathe, he can't physically dominate you.
2...Throw them off their game by saying J.K. Rowling is your favorite author: It may make them angry, but they'll become so unhinged that they'll lose focus.
3...Hold up a copy of a Biology 101 textbook: They'll hiss and recoil in terror, giving you the upper hand.
4...Misquote lines from The Lord of the Rings: No man will be able to resist correcting you.
5...Distract them with a pan of sizzling bacon: It's the Kryptonite of every man.
6...Pull their beard hair: You have no idea how much that hurts.
7...Start playing Tombstone on the Jumbotron: The movie has a naturally hypnotic effect on men.
8...Kick them in the nuts: Game over.
It may not be easy to compete against men, but with the tricks listed above, it's not impossible. Now, get out there and show those dudes that the best man may not always win.
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-handy-tricks-women-can-use-to-beat-t***s-athletes?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
It's the dawn of a new era in women's athletics, as they are now open to dudes! While the playing field may seem tilted unfairly, there are some foolproof tactics women can use to make things more even.
The Babylon Bee is here to help female athletes gain an advantage with the following list of useful tricks:
1...Punch them in the Adam's apple: If he can't breathe, he can't physically dominate you.
2...Throw them off their game by saying J.K. Rowling is your favorite author: It may make them angry, but they'll become so unhinged that they'll lose focus.
3...Hold up a copy of a Biology 101 textbook: They'll hiss and recoil in terror, giving you the upper hand.
4...Misquote lines from The Lord of the Rings: No man will be able to resist correcting you.
5...Distract them with a pan of sizzling bacon: It's the Kryptonite of every man.
6...Pull their beard hair: You have no idea how much that hurts.
7...Start playing Tombstone on the Jumbotron: The movie has a naturally hypnotic effect on men.
8...Kick them in the nuts: Game over.
It may not be easy to compete against men, but with the tricks listed above, it's not impossible. Now, get out there and show those dudes that the best man may not always win.
Apr 27, 2024 13:18:52 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
8 Handy Tricks Women Can Use To Beat T***s Athlete... (show quote)
Numbers 1 and 8. Two things you can't do to a woman.
Apr 27, 2024 16:33:00 #
LogicallyRight
Loc: Chicago
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
Numbers 1 and 8. Two things you can't do to a woman.
Try to insert his Tampax even if you have to use a roto router or a power drill
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