10 Surefire Ways For Republicans To Win The Female V**e
Apr 24, 2024 11:37:18 #
10 Surefire Ways For Republicans To Win The Female V**e
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-surefire-ways-for-republicans-to-win-the-female-v**e?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
With the November p**********l e******n looming, Republicans are sadly struggling to win over female v**ers.
After consulting several female experts, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of ways Republicans can win the female v**e:
1...MAGA hats with pink bows on them: So CUTE!
2...Hand out glasses of wine outside Target: We've been told women love drinking wine and shopping at Target.
3...Gesture wildly toward Democrats' position on biological men playing women's sports: It should be self-explanatory, but make sure they know.
4...Have Donald Trump grow a beard: Chicks love guys with beards.
5...Start a Republican Party true crime podcast: The more grisly and disturbing, the better!
6...Offer to mansplain to them how car engines work: They love that.
7...Give out free Stanley tumblers with every v**e for a Republican candidate: The irresistible pull of the Stanley cup will lead to a landslide victory.
8...Convince Ryan Gosling to run for office as a Republican: They'd v**e for Hitler if he looked like Ryan Gosling.
9...Republican swimsuit calendar: Nothing but seductive shots of Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Mike Johnson, and Lindsey Graham.
10..Keep ranting about how terrible women are and how we should repeal the 19th Amendment: Women love to be vilified and disregarded, so this is a surefire path to success.
You hear that, Republican Party? You do the things listed above, and you can be guaranteed to win the female v**e — and the e******n.
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-surefire-ways-for-republicans-to-win-the-female-v**e?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
With the November p**********l e******n looming, Republicans are sadly struggling to win over female v**ers.
After consulting several female experts, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of ways Republicans can win the female v**e:
1...MAGA hats with pink bows on them: So CUTE!
2...Hand out glasses of wine outside Target: We've been told women love drinking wine and shopping at Target.
3...Gesture wildly toward Democrats' position on biological men playing women's sports: It should be self-explanatory, but make sure they know.
4...Have Donald Trump grow a beard: Chicks love guys with beards.
5...Start a Republican Party true crime podcast: The more grisly and disturbing, the better!
6...Offer to mansplain to them how car engines work: They love that.
7...Give out free Stanley tumblers with every v**e for a Republican candidate: The irresistible pull of the Stanley cup will lead to a landslide victory.
8...Convince Ryan Gosling to run for office as a Republican: They'd v**e for Hitler if he looked like Ryan Gosling.
9...Republican swimsuit calendar: Nothing but seductive shots of Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Mike Johnson, and Lindsey Graham.
10..Keep ranting about how terrible women are and how we should repeal the 19th Amendment: Women love to be vilified and disregarded, so this is a surefire path to success.
You hear that, Republican Party? You do the things listed above, and you can be guaranteed to win the female v**e — and the e******n.
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