I do love our English language. You can do so many wonderful things with it.
Knightlady wrote:
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Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Knightlady wrote:
To be continued......
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
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