https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-when-it-comes-to-college-womens-sports-may-the-best-man-win Satire

Biden Says When It Comes To College Women’s Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'


WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that experts predicted would alter the course of history in women's athletics, President Joe Biden announced that when it comes to college women's sports, "May the best man win."

With the changes made to Title IX, Biden officially ruled that men are now eligible to compete in — and dominate — women's sports, leaving female college athletes to fend for themselves in a landscape that will now be every man for himself.

"Here's the deal, folks," Biden said in a statement announcing the new policy change. "When a gal really is a lady, she is eligible to play with other ladies. When a fellah identifies as a broad, he should be just as eligible to compete with other… with other… with the… the… gals. No one should be allowed to discriminate against these athletes and bar them from women's sports simply because they have… they have the… in between their legs, they've got the… they have… you know, the things. Prefarginbarner."

While critics said the new changes would mark the end of competitive women's college sports, proponents of the announcement hailed it as a historic milestone. "It's a new era," said Phil Sanderson, who hopes to make the Georgetown University women's softball team next year. "Gone are the days of women just getting their sporting events to themselves. I'm going to be out on that field next year, and I'm going to straight up manhandle some chicks. Because I'm a lady now."

At publishing time, the Biden administration was also preparing to announce that the NCAA would now be required to provide free testicular cancer screenings for all women's collegiate athletes.

It may have been written as satire, but The Bee’s satire is close to t***h. We are now allowing males, who were second/third rate as male athletes, decide to declare they are female so they become a winners.

Lily, you just took the bait in the game of Divide and Conquer.

Let's ask:
What is eating up everybody's hormones?

Is the government mass medicating the public with the female hormone estrogen in our food and water?

The CIA's Golden Triangle of poppies and its Air America doping the ghettos to subdue those "Long Hot Summers" has created a race of zombies, backfiring upon civilization.

Byphenyl-6 (PCBs) are synthetic estrogen, found in herbicides, plastic and the water-table making hermaphrodites out of our fish, amphibians and reptiles.

Why has it taken over 50 years for class action lawsuits against Weed-be-gone and Roundup (synthetic estrogen) to be taken off the market? Where has the USDA, EPA, FDA, and CDC been all these years? Where did all the 7 million gay men come from, there is no gay gene?

Alex Jones has been yap yap yapping about the estrogen doped up chicken emasculating our men on his website: Info Wars. The medical journals are full of reports. We ain't talking Top Secret!

This is your justification for allowing males in girls sports. Excuse me while I my eyes so hard they may not return to their natural place!

Maybe, maybe not. These are lonely people who want acceptance, companionship and fun. Happiness counts, not just "winning."

King Feisal of Iraq stated "forced good or forced evil will make a weak person cry out in pain" trying to get out of the yoke of colonialism after WWI. The G** D***** government does not know what is best for the people. They are just as vulnerable to idiocy as the rest of us.

I find the Democrat Party and Biden in particular, highly suspect of creating unnecessary friction. This sadism is insanity under a decadent race of unemployable spoiled brats with no trade sk**ls.

France has had public unisex bathrooms for a century. Why the fuss? There is no potty, one stands or squats on two little porcelain platforms with a drain in the middle. One at a time, one goes in, one goes out, after one pulls the chain. I know from experience having chased my wallet down the toilette.