Bruce123

In a quaint town square, under skies so blue,
Three bumbling fools, a hilarious crew,
Peter, Kevyn, and America Scene,
Rode into town, on a turnip truck green.

Laughing and joking, without any care,
Waving at folks, fresh turnips to share.
But as they approached the cobblestone square,
The truck hit a bump, high into the air!

Peter flew left, Kevyn went right,
America Scene, oh, what a sight!
Landing in turnips, a soft, bumpy bed,
The townsfolk gathered, many a head.

Laughter erupted, throughout the town square,
At the sight of the trio, sprawled out there.
Turnips beneath them, in their hair, everywhere,
A spectacle that none could compare.

Embarrassed yet chuckling, they stood up slow,
Brushing off turnips, putting on a show.
The townspeople clapped, and helped them to stand,
Offering turnips, straight from their hand.

From that day forward, in the town lore,
The tale was told, of the turnips galore.
Peter, Kevyn, and America Scene,
Forever remembered on the turnip scene.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Excellent!!!!!

Bruce123

A message to the Turnip Kings.
I am just getting warmed up.
Feel free to respond.
My mom told me if you’re going to dish it out you got to be able to take it too.
That goes for everyone including me.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Do not forget Milosia and TJKMO. T***hfully, they are surpassing Kevyn in idiocy. I never believed it could happen; however, Kevy may have moved out of the top five. In a ten day period, he posted two accurate comments. Yes, a defibrillator was needed.

LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)

Very Clever prose