Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

A Politician and Thief's Chocolate Trick

Once upon a time there was a thief and a politician who were friends. One day, they entered a chocolate store. While they were busy looking around, the thief stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the thief said to the politician: "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

The politician replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and politician said to the shopkeeper: "Hey do you wanna see magic?" The Shop keeper replied: "Sure!" The politician says: "Give me one chocolate bar!" The shop keeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for a second, and he ate that as well.. He asked a third, and finished that one too.

The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?" The politician replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find it!"

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