Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

The Wife's Math

A woman comes home and find a letter from her husband on the dinner table. She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. I would like to inform you that, while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18. You, being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18...

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manning5me Loc: Richmond, Va.

And what about 90? 5X on 18? NOT!

LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)

Yes it certainly does

F.D.R.

NOW THAT'S FUNNY !!!!!

Oldsalt

I am seriously concerned with my wife's abilities to judge size. She recently made the statement "I don't understand how a man that can put five rounds in a target with a group the size of a .50 cent piece at 150 yards can't hit a hole that's "16X"20 from about "24 above it without peeing on the floor."
I don't think any of my groups have been smaller than the size dollar.

manning5me Loc: Richmond, Va.

Man has problems because he is 24" above the target:
1. Wind conditions that can cause many inches of deflection, PWD
2. Vibration conditions that can cause the same, PVD
3. A floor that is not level, PFD
4. Penis defects that deflect, or PDD
5. Talking while peeing, is often a problem with aim, PTD
6. Hand switching also, is highly detrimental. PHD, even for PhD's.
7. Poor lighting conditions must be included. PLD
8. Finally, there are situations around the nation when combinations of these causative agents act in concert to flood floors, Lightening Strikes/with thunder, heavy cold winds, shaking house in the storm, lights go out...you get the picture.
The Germans wrote a law that said males must sit while peeing.
They have a point!

manning5me Loc: Richmond, Va.

Man has problems because he is 24" above the target:
1. Wind conditions that can cause many inches of deflection, PWD
2. Vibration conditions that can cause the same, PVD
3. A floor that is not level, PFD
4. Penis defects that deflect, or PDD
5. Talking while peeing, is often a problem with aim, PTD
6. Hand switching also, is highly detrimental. PHD, even for PhD's.
7. Poor lighting conditions must be included. PLD
8. Finally, there are situations around the nation when combinations of these causative agents act in concert to flood floors, Lightening Strikes/with thunder, heavy cold winds, shaking house in the storm, lights go out...you get the picture. PLSLHDTFVWD
The Germans wrote a law that said males must sit while peeing.
They have a point!

Oldsalt