NOT THE BEST ADVICE...BUT YOU CAN TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT! The words of A Japanese Doctor *Q*: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? *A*:...

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The words of A Japanese Doctor

*Q*: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

*A*: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.

Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it's like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer?

Take nap.

*Q*: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

*A*: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruityÂ

bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.

Bottoms up!

*Q*: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

*A*: Can't think of one, sorry.

My philosophy: No pain...good!

*Q*: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

*A*: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad?

*Q*: Is chocolate bad for me?

*A*: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

*Q*: Is swimming good for your figure?

*A*: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

*Q*: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

*A*: Hey! 'Round' is also a shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate

in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was"!!!!!

Eat wh**ever you like because you will still DIE, don't allow motivational speakers deceive you.

1. The inventor of the treadmill had died at the age of 54

2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57

3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41

4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.

BUT

5. The KFC inventor died at 94.

6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88

7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102

8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake

9. Hennessey inventor dies at 98.

How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink, and enjoy your life. You will still die!

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

Capt-jack wrote:

The words of A Japanese Doctor br br *Q*: Doctor,... (show quote)

My kind of doctor.

Ricktloml

Capt-jack wrote:

The words of A Japanese Doctor br br *Q*: Doctor,... (show quote)

My DR. asked me if I was getting any "regular exorcise". My answer was...no. When he asked what I was doing with my time I said I feed my equines, (2 horses/donkey/chickens/collect the eggs/feed the goats-5 of them)..."every day" he asked? Every day I said. So the Doc. told me the walk to the barn, (about half an acre away) WAS regular exorcise. And here I thought I was doing chores.

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

Ricktloml wrote:

My DR. asked me if I was getting any "regular exorcise". My answer was...no. When he asked what I was doing with my time I said I feed my equines, (2 horses/donkey/chickens/collect the eggs/feed the goats-5 of them)..."every day" he asked? Every day I said. So the Doc. told me the walk to the barn, (about half an acre away) WAS regular exorcise. And here I thought I was doing chores.

Chores, wh**ever they may be, are the very best exercise.

And now a word from the guru.

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/Trump-exercises-shortens-DL6PPmoZTmCtVFV2pqU27w#0

NotMAGA Loc: Upstate NY - in a very red county

Ricktloml wrote:

My DR. asked me if I was getting any "regular exorcise". My answer was...no. When he asked what I was doing with my time I said I feed my equines, (2 horses/donkey/chickens/collect the eggs/feed the goats-5 of them)..."every day" he asked? Every day I said. So the Doc. told me the walk to the barn, (about half an acre away) WAS regular exorcise. And here I thought I was doing chores.

😂🤣 Love it

NotMAGA Loc: Upstate NY - in a very red county

We used to live on a farm and had three pasture pigs (horses). Living in upstate NY, we fed hay in the winter and had to carry hot water from the house during cold snaps to thaw out the watering trough.
Hubby had surgery back in the winter of 02-03, one of the snowiest on record. No kids home and hubby couldn't do anything physical for weeks.

Twice a day I was carrying two 5-gallon buckets of water down to the pasture, going back to the barn to carry out a bale of hay... Too tired to shovel snow, and where I was walking the snow got packed down so hard it didn't melt until May. 😂

Yes, chores are indeed exercise!

Ricktloml

NotMAGA wrote:

We used to live on a farm and had three pasture pi... (show quote)

So much of that sounds d********gly familiar

Knightlady

Capt-jack wrote:

The words of A Japanese Doctor br br *Q*: Doctor,... (show quote)

NotMAGA Loc: Upstate NY - in a very red county

Ricktloml wrote:

So much of that sounds d********gly familiar

😂🤣