American Vet

from Governor Huckabee

In a study in the Scandinavian Journal of Psychology, Finnish university researchers found a negative correlation between “progressive” political views and levels of happiness.

https://scitechdaily.com/according-to-scientists-smiling-is-the-secret-to-seeing-happiness/

The study found that “woke” people tend to be more anxious, unhappy and depressed. Maybe because they’re more likely to ascribe negative motivations to everyone and everything around them, for instance by blaming every seeming inequity on r****m, sexism, t***sphobia, etc. They also found that this is especially true for women. Three out of five women view “woke” ideas positively, compared to only one out of seven men.

This is why one of the Democrats’ top target v****g groups is angry, depressed females. It’s also why they h**e those of us who aren't angry and depressed. Just as laughter is the enemy of anger and depression, a sense of humor is the enemy of wokeness. If we made woke people laugh, they might get less angry and depressed, and stop seeing nothing but negativity all around them, and then they'd stop v****g Democrat.

In a related story, researchers at Britain’s University of Essex discovered that people are more likely to sense joy and happiness in someone’s face if they smile, even if it’s just a fleeting grin for a second. The study involved having people look at expressionless faces that were jolted into a brief smile by applying a mild shock to electrodes on their cheek muscles.

https://scitechdaily.com/according-to-scientists-smiling-is-the-secret-to-seeing-happiness/

Say, maybe we could attach those to woke people and shock them into smiling once in a while!