Deaf Bookkeeper
Feb 28, 2024 17:02:01 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
A definite must read!!!
Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has c***ted him out
of 10 million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the
job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that
he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that
he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where is the money .... Enzo signs
back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple, and says, "Ask
him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodridge!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just LOVE lawyers?! Just brings tears to your eyes!
Remember, most lawyers are Democraps.
There is not enough money in the world to lift all people out of poverty. The best and only path out of poverty is a JOB.
Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has c***ted him out
of 10 million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the
job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that
he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that
he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where is the money .... Enzo signs
back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple, and says, "Ask
him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodridge!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just LOVE lawyers?! Just brings tears to your eyes!
Remember, most lawyers are Democraps.
There is not enough money in the world to lift all people out of poverty. The best and only path out of poverty is a JOB.
Feb 28, 2024 17:07:05 #
dtucker300 wrote:
A definite must read!!! br Deaf Bookkeeper br br... (show quote)
Good joke and you would be correct
Historically, the legal profession was more conservative until the 1960s and 1970s when it started shifting towards the left politically[3]. The political ideologies of American lawyers show a slight bimodality, with peaks around the center-left and center-right, but overall leaning more towards the left side of the spectrum[4]
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