saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina

There was an extremely wealthy man that wanted a painting of Custer's last stand in his living room. He went to the best artist in town and said, I want a painting of Custer's last stand, but not any ordinary Custer's last stand. I want a painting of what Custer was thinking the minute he realized that he and his men were about to be wiped out. The artist said I can do that. The man said that he was going to Europe on a business trip for a month and would like to unveil the painting at a huge party, in which the governor and other important people would be present.
After he came home, he had the party. It became time to unveil the painting. He pulled the strings covering the painting, and he saw a huge cow with wings and a halo. Around the cow were native Americans having sex in every position known to man. He screamed 'I'm ruined, I told you I wanted cutters last stand"! The artist said, no you wanted a painting of what Custer was thinking the minute he realized that he was about to be wiped out.
What he was thinking was " holy cow, where did all these f^*#ing Indians come from.

LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)

Hilarious and they say we liberals have no sense of humor

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

The percentage of “liberal” left is negligible. Progressives, progressive/socialist, socialists and socialists/Marx make up at minimum 80% of the Democrat party.