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Feb 15, 2024 13:54:17   #
saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina
 
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................

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Feb 15, 2024 13:58:29   #
Liberty Tree
 
saltwind 78 wrote:
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I wou... (show quote)


Considering your posts I would believe it is true, except that it occurred someplace other than heaven.

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Feb 15, 2024 13:59:50   #
XXX Loc: Somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon
 
saltwind 78 wrote:
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I wou... (show quote)


Holy cow! Did she stay with you longer than the rest of her boyfriends?

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Feb 15, 2024 14:25:12   #
Sonny Magoo Loc: Where pot pie is boiled in a kettle
 
😆

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Feb 15, 2024 14:28:58   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
XXX wrote:
Holy cow! Did she stay with you longer than the rest of her boyfriends?


lol that was funny.

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Feb 15, 2024 15:05:46   #
BIRDMAN
 
saltwind 78 wrote:
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I wou... (show quote)


I have a feeling when you opened the door Kevin was there

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Feb 15, 2024 15:09:22   #
XXX Loc: Somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon
 
keepuphope wrote:
lol that was funny.


Not the first time he made me laugh😤

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Feb 15, 2024 19:50:23   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
saltwind 78 wrote:
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I wou... (show quote)


I have given her credit for being a good at managing her business; however, that is the only credit.

She showed no sense of responsibility to her young teen female fans at the Super Bowl. Yes, one knows imbibing alcohol is usual. She should have been more discreet.

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Feb 15, 2024 21:37:18   #
albertk
 
BIRDMAN wrote:
I have a feeling when you opened the door Kevin was there


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Feb 16, 2024 06:40:47   #
Rose42
 
saltwind 78 wrote:
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I wou... (show quote)


Ouch!

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Feb 16, 2024 19:45:01   #
LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
 
saltwind 78 wrote:
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I would get into heaven. I was seated on a bench next to Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise. After a while, I heard a voice say, Tom Cruise stand next to the door. Tom opened the door and saw a 900 pound woman. She was bald, and had open sores all over her body. The voice said, " Tom Cruise, You've lied, c***ted and stolen. You have to spend eternity with this woman, She grabbed him and they went through the door.
Brad Pitt and I were talking about what a shame that was. Then the voice said, Brad Pitt, step up to the door. He did, and opened the door. An 80 pound woman appeared. She had hair all over her body, was bow legged and hunchbacked, and smelled like feces. The voice said, " Brad Pitt, You've lied c***ted and stolen, you have to spend eternity with this woman. She grabbed them and went through the door together.
I have to admit that I was scared. I heard the voice say Saltwind, step up to the door. I walked to the door and opened the door terrified. To my amazement it was Tailor Swift. She never looked better. She was wearing a short cocktail dress and her skin was glowing. I was feeling pretty good about myself, until I heard that terrible voice say, Tailor Swift.........................
Last night I dreamed I was waiting to see if I wou... (show quote)



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Feb 29, 2024 06:23:35   #
Mogon
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Considering your posts I would believe it is true, except that it occurred someplace other than heaven.


lol!👍

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Feb 29, 2024 13:22:30   #
LostAggie66 Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Considering your posts I would believe it is true, except that it occurred someplace other than heaven.


Why can't you understand humor...SMH

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