Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

The Wrong Accessory

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's h*****g down today, it was h*****g down yesterday, it'll be h*****g down tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S H*****G DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope, Not a clue", she replied. 'IT'S H*****G DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!'

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert... shoulda bought a hat..."

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