Capt-jack Loc: Home

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, b****s/w****s, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include Muslims on his list ...


1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof, and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, maybe a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive, you might be part of the problem here in America

Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia

Where do I order the Aocoer? Looks like the future is looking pretty much like horse 💩

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

This was not written by Jeff Foxworthy. It is spam and you embraced it.

It did not sound like humour Jeff Foxworty would use.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/you-may-be-a-muslim/

You were duped and showed your h**e of someone just because of the country they were born in.

If you had been born in Pakistan you would be a Muslim.

Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia

F off troll!
F Muslims while you are at it!
Why should we be nice to people who want us dead!?!

billy a Loc: South Florida

Speaking for myself, I don't care WHO wrote it...it's the widely-held American SENTIMENT that put a smile on my face. 😄

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

Because it is one of your religious doctrines.

Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia

You’re useless!
You wanna swap spit with a muzzie go ahead!
Your life!

Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia

Not religious doctrine at all! Just self preservation!
You must be a muzzie troll, probably from Iran not q***r Canada!

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Fortunately I'm not in the narrow shell that can't accept humor that makes fun of people and their little things that are different from one culture to another. It's fun and if you can't take it, run back to your little shell. I believe in e******y for everyone and that means everyone is equally fair game for other's humor. Jews know more Jew jokes then anyone. B****s know more black jokes then anyone. Just lighten up and enjoy the picking on from others. I have friends that wrote songs about me, that totally picked on me. I helped then create new verses. Lighten up and we'd have a lot less wars. Quit trying to make a good joke about hatred. You are the h**ed, the the comedian or his victims.

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

If anyone were born in Pakistan & were anything but a Muslim, you'd be persecuted and possibly k**led with the approval of the government.

Respond to that Riley.

Rose42

No it isn’t. Here you are making something up again. You are easily one of the most dishonest posters on OPP.

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

Marty 2020 Why should we be nice to people who want us dead!?!

Love thy neighbour is part of Christian doctrine.

Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia

You don’t know what Christianity means so you must denigrate it 😳

RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit

I do know what it means. Your inane statement shows your ignorance.