Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig E******n By Rigging It In Plain Sight
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-disprove-claims-they-will-covertly-rig-e******n-by-rigging-it-in-plain-sight?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailAUGUSTA, ME — In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of r*****g e******ns in secret, Democrats have now adopted a policy of r*****g e******ns in broad daylight so everyone in the country can see it.
"We are being entirely t***sparent about our e******n i**********e," said Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows after announcing former President Donald Trump will not be allowed on the 2024 primary b****t. "Any wild allegations of covert efforts to rig e******ns are simply preposterous. As anyone can clearly see, the steps we are taking to interfere with and rig the outcome of our e******ns are being done in plain sight. This is a win for democracy."
Bellows's decision to rule Trump ineligible to be included on the state's b****t came on the heels of a hotly debated ruling by the Colorado Supreme Court that also attempted to keep Trump's name off the b****t in that state. Though serious questions have been raised regarding the legitimacy of e******ns, Democrats deny any secret plots. "We aren't hiding anything," Bellows said. "Everyone can see what the FBI and DOJ are doing. All these baseless indictments aren't being made in secret. Heck, I made a public announcement about taking him off the b****t. I don't know where these accusations of us covertly rigging the e******n are coming from."
At publishing time, top Democrat powerbrokers were reportedly also preparing to begin operations in every state to rule all Republican v**ers ineligible to v**e in any e******ns in order to save democracy.
ForThePeople wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-disprove-claims-they-will-covertly-rig-e******n-by-rigging-it-in-plain-sight?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
AUGUSTA, ME — In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of r*****g e******ns in secret, Democrats have now adopted a policy of r*****g e******ns in broad daylight so everyone in the country can see it.
"We are being entirely t***sparent about our e******n i**********e," said Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows after announcing former President Donald Trump will not be allowed on the 2024 primary b****t. "Any wild allegations of covert efforts to rig e******ns are simply preposterous. As anyone can clearly see, the steps we are taking to interfere with and rig the outcome of our e******ns are being done in plain sight. This is a win for democracy."
Bellows's decision to rule Trump ineligible to be included on the state's b****t came on the heels of a hotly debated ruling by the Colorado Supreme Court that also attempted to keep Trump's name off the b****t in that state. Though serious questions have been raised regarding the legitimacy of e******ns, Democrats deny any secret plots. "We aren't hiding anything," Bellows said. "Everyone can see what the FBI and DOJ are doing. All these baseless indictments aren't being made in secret. Heck, I made a public announcement about taking him off the b****t. I don't know where these accusations of us covertly rigging the e******n are coming from."
At publishing time, top Democrat powerbrokers were reportedly also preparing to begin operations in every state to rule all Republican v**ers ineligible to v**e in any e******ns in order to save democracy.
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Good idea.
Abd All IQs should be Tattooed into the palm of every v**ers hand.
No under IQ 50 V**ers -allowed.
Milosia2 wrote:
Good idea.
Abd All IQs should be Tattooed into the palm of every v**ers hand.
No under IQ 50 V**ers -allowed.
Ever wonder why your D party is so much against V**er ID's?
Or Same Day V****g?
Do they rail against Driver's Licenses and Passports too?
LostAggie66
Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
Milosia2 wrote:
Good idea.
Abd All IQs should be Tattooed into the palm of every v**ers hand.
No under IQ 50 V**ers -allowed.
Ahhh You do know this post is Satire from the BABYLON BEE & not a real news report/source?...Right? SMH while LMAO!
LostAggie66 wrote:
Ahhh You do know this post is Satire from the BABYLON BEE & not a real news report/source?...Right? SMH while LMAO!
Slow learner and worse yet, completely lacking good old Common Sense.
Happy New Year to you and yours!
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