Experts Attribute Falling Public School Literacy To Not Enough D**g Q***n Story Hours:...

ForThePeople

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BOSTON, MA — As new studies reveal a significant decline in student literacy in the United States, experts examining the data have concluded the problem stems from there not being enough d**g q***n story hours in American libraries.

"Having grown male fetishists in underwear read to our children would fix all of this," said Dr. Cassandra McJazz, who is neither a doctor nor female. "These f*****t crusades to ban D**g Q***n Story Hour in libraries across the country are clearly having a devastating effect on students' ability to read. We must give d**g q***ns direct access to children in this country now!"

Citizens and lawmakers alike were stunned and left with grave concern over the future of education in the country after new information showed a substantial deficiency among American youth in basic literacy. "We're barreling rapidly toward becoming a nation of total imbeciles," said Mark Graves, an expert on the subject of child literacy. "Public policy and reluctance to hold teachers and students to any reasonable standard will eventually result in the U.S. being comprised of i***ts. We must bring in extra d**g q***ns immediately."

At publishing time, with public concern on the rise, the Biden administration reportedly ordered increased production of d**g q***ns to place one in every local library. "Times of crises require drastic measures," said black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. "The President takes this situation very seriously. All federal funds will now be directed toward D**g Q***n Story Hours."

RandyBrian Loc: Texas

ForThePeople wrote:

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You know, FTP, the real shame of this thing is that, shocked as I was at the title, I immediately fell for it. After all, it is not all that much harder to believe than people willingly giving their kids access to D**g Q***n Story Hour, is it? Or any of dozens of other left wing social engineering going on these days.
Much of American culture is sinking deeper into the sewer. We need to continue to maintain and reinforce the islands of sanity that are still floating.

ForThePeople

RandyBrian wrote:

You know, FTP, the real shame of this thing is that, shocked as I was at the title, I immediately fell for it. After all, it is not all that much harder to believe than people willingly giving their kids access to D**g Q***n Story Hour, is it? Or any of dozens of other left wing social engineering going on these days.
Much of American culture is sinking deeper into the sewer. We need to continue to maintain and reinforce the islands of sanity that are still floating.

I think the great news is that we're much more aware of their subterfuge now than we ever were and as such, are more likely to fight it at school boards, PTA meetings and other public forums such as the b****t box.

This was one of the few positive effects of the c***d craziness, in that parents got to actually see first hand what the Randi Wiengartens of the world were doing to exploit our kids.

Love that Babylon Bee!!