robot bartender
Dec 19, 2023 18:05:53 #
A guy goes to a bar with a robot bartender. “What'll you have?” asks the robot, the guy orders a martini, and it's the best martini he's ever tasted. The robot says, “What's your IQ?” The guy says, “160” and the robot proceeds to chat with him for an hour about quantum physics, subatomic particles, and game theory.
Curious, he comes back the next night, again has the best martini of his life, and when asked his IQ says, “100.” This time the robot chats him up about NASCAR, Budweiser beer, and John Deere tractors.
He comes back the next night and answers “About 50” to the IQ question. The robot leans in real close and whispers, “Isn't it terrible how Biden s***e the e******n?”
Curious, he comes back the next night, again has the best martini of his life, and when asked his IQ says, “100.” This time the robot chats him up about NASCAR, Budweiser beer, and John Deere tractors.
He comes back the next night and answers “About 50” to the IQ question. The robot leans in real close and whispers, “Isn't it terrible how Biden s***e the e******n?”
Dec 19, 2023 18:29:31 #
permafrost wrote:
A guy goes to a bar with a robot bartender. “What'... (show quote)
And he comes back the next night and answers “about 20”. And the robot says “Gosh, biden is doing such a great job!”.
Dec 19, 2023 20:36:32 #
permafrost wrote:
A guy goes to a bar with a robot bartender. “What'... (show quote)
Not sure if i was supposed to or not but i laughed! Nice try at genius. You have a ways to go yet perma.
Dec 19, 2023 21:35:32 #
XXX wrote:
Not sure if i was supposed to or not but i laughed! Nice try at genius. You have a ways to go yet perma.
I almost did not post it.. clearly it could be used by both sides of the table just as easy.. But heck, it is amusing..
Dec 20, 2023 09:37:12 #
permafrost wrote:
I almost did not post it.. clearly it could be used by both sides of the table just as easy.. But heck, it is amusing..
I like a joke either way.
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