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Jan 5, 2015 21:07:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
grace scott wrote:
Do you have a choice of flowers for your funeral, or will you just be happy with what I send?


I will be happy with anything you send, but food is preferred over flowers, thank you :!: :mrgreen:

I do prefer yellow roses, though...orange, if you can get 'em. 8-)

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Jan 5, 2015 21:20:33   #
grace scott
 
slatten49 wrote:
I will be happy with anything you send, but food is preferred over flowers, thank you :!: :mrgreen:

I do prefer yellow roses, though...orange, if you can get 'em. 8-)



If I thought you could eat the food, I would not be looking for flowers.

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Jan 5, 2015 21:33:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
grace scott wrote:
If I thought you could eat the food, I would not be looking for flowers.


I could eat from the grave. :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Jan 5, 2015 21:39:17   #
grace scott
 
slatten49 wrote:
I could eat from the grave. :thumbup: :mrgreen:




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 5, 2015 21:43:33   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The Mexican maid asked for a small pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about that raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"


Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"


Maria: "AND The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

(Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth!!!!)

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want, my dear?"
The Mexican maid asked for a small pay increase. b... (show quote)


Been around a few times but still funny. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 5, 2015 22:05:41   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
grace scott wrote:
Do you have a choice of flowers for your funeral, or will you just be happy with what I send?


It doesn't matter. He won't know the difference by then.

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Jan 5, 2015 22:38:05   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
It doesn't matter. He won't know the difference by then.


Don't shovel any dirt on me yet, Salty. :wink:

Adapt, improvise.....overcome :!: 8-)

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Jan 5, 2015 23:17:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
I am wwaaaayyyyy too young for memoirs, as opposed to you.


Memoirs, or a biography/autobiography of you would be one interesting read, for sure. :thumbup:

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Jan 6, 2015 18:12:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The Mexican maid asked for a small pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about that raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"


Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"


Maria: "AND The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

(Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth!!!!)

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want, my dear?"
The Mexican maid asked for a small pay increase. b... (show quote)


lol :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 6, 2015 18:14:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm guessing this is your eye-witness report...hmmmm :?: :mrgreen:

BTW, Bowie was laid up in his bunk. :roll:



slatten
what kind of flowers do you like???

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Jan 6, 2015 18:17:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
slatten
what kind of flowers do you like???


Been there, asked that...above, by Grace Scott. :mrgreen: Answered...above. :lol:

Still breathing :!: :thumbup:

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Jan 6, 2015 18:17:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbobby wrote:
slatten
what kind of flowers do you like???


I know I was late and others beat me to it
but you are digging your own grave
please don't d**g any of us with you

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Jan 6, 2015 20:33:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I know I was late and others beat me to it
but you are digging your own grave
please don't d**g any of us with you


I may be living on borrowed time. :roll:

AuntiE may be exercising the old saying: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." :oops:

REMEMBER THE ALAMO :!:

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Jan 7, 2015 22:43:09   #
alabuck Loc: Tennessee
 
slatten49 wrote:
Or, you changed your name from Susanna Dickinson to AuntiE. :lol:

Your memoirs reveal all. :wink:

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Then, there's always the account written by, Jose Enrique de la Pena, a Lieutenant Colonel in Santa Ana's Mexican army, during the Texas Revolt. It's very interesting reading as well. In fact, many unbiased historians say it's a better account than Dickinson's or Walt Disney's.

Also, Slatton, are you aware that AuniE has already obtained your measurements for your pine box? There're no specs for including food or flowers. Just thought you'd want to know.... .

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Jan 7, 2015 22:56:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alabuck wrote:
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Then, there's always the account written by, Jose Enrique de la Pena, a Lieutenant Colonel in Santa Ana's Mexican army, during the Texas Revolt. It's very interesting reading as well. In fact, many unbiased historians say it's a better account than Dickinson's or Walt Disney's.

Also, Slatton, are you aware that AuniE has already obtained your measurements for your pine box? There're no specs for including food or flowers. Just thought you'd want to know.... .


Good to hear from you again, Alabuck :!: I am familiar with and have read Mr. De La Pena's account...interesting.

I am not only elusive, but 1500 miles from the ever-menacing AuntiE. Plus, she has washing machine issues that prevent her from contending with my being so far away. :wink: :mrgreen:

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