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Nov 11, 2023 08:23:54   #
Capt-jack Loc: Home
 
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WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . .

The Italian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese eat the fly and throw away the coffee.

The Russian Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into the coffee.

The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.

AND THAT IS HOW IT REALLY WORKS!



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Nov 11, 2023 09:02:58   #
Kevyn
 
Capt-jack wrote:
Cultures


WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . .

The Italian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese eat the fly and throw away the coffee.

The Russian Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into the coffee.

The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.

AND THAT IS HOW IT REALLY WORKS!
Cultures br br br WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A C... (show quote)

The ignorance of your post is mind boggling. Hamas is supported by Iran, Persian people who practice Shiite Islam, the WTC was destroyed by Sunni Saudis who are Arabs. Hamas and the Shiites had no more to do with the 9-11 attacks than did Australia.

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Nov 12, 2023 05:36:53   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
Kevyn wrote:
The ignorance of your post is mind-boggling. Hamas is supported by Iran, Persian people who practice Shiite Islam, and the WTC was destroyed by Sunni Saudis who are Arabs. Hamas and the Shiites had no more to do with the 9/11 attacks than did Australia.


As usual, you entirely miss the point.

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Nov 13, 2023 06:28:51   #
Capt-jack Loc: Home
 
Kevyn wrote:
The ignorance of your post is mind boggling. Hamas is supported by Iran, Persian people who practice Shiite Islam, the WTC was destroyed by Sunni Saudis who are Arabs. Hamas and the Shiites had no more to do with the 9-11 attacks than did Australia.


You poor ignorant thing!

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Dec 4, 2023 12:54:12   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
America 1 wrote:
As usual, you entirely miss the point.



Good liberals have no sense of humor; they are so engaged in imposing their views of Nirvana on such a dire world that to laugh would be inexcusable.

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