Theo Loc: Within 1000 miles of Tampa, Florida

I was trying to find a doctor to help me with my problem. I was told to make an appointment. I asked what is his name. I was told to make an appointment. I asked for the address to which I am to go for the appointment. I was told to make an appointment.

I decided to call an attorney to help me get an appointment with a Doctor who has a name. I was told to make an appointment.

So I went to God in prayer, and asked Him, "where are all the Doctors who live to make house calls?" - He said "You aborted them."

So I asked "Where are all the secretaries, who used to live to make appointments?" He said "You aborted them."

So I asked "Where are all the Attorneys who live to help people who need legal mediation?" He said "You aborted them."

I began to get a bad feeling about this conversation. I then pleaded my case, "But Lord, I never aborted anyone. I am not a doctor. Besides, I raised three of my own, and I love babies. I did not abort any of them. Why do you accuse me of such?"

He said, "When it came time to vote on the issue, you stayed home. when it came time to appeal to a higher court, you had to work overtime to pay for a vacation you were pursuing. When it came time for the issue to be decided at the highest Court in the land, you remained ignorant and uncaring as long as it did not involve anyone you knew."

I pleaded my case yet again. "But Sir, I did vote, but there were some huge people who threatened to make me sorry if I stayed at the voting precinct long enough to cast a ballot." He said "I sent my angel to protect you from their machinations, but you did not have faith in me."

I pleaded that I was almost alone, or at least did not know anyone who agreed with me. He said "How would you know? You never tried to find out."

I was beginning to wonder where this was going. Once more into the exercise in futility- "Sir, why don't you just strike dead, those responsible for allowing this to happen?"

That's when I learned to be careful what you ask for in prayer.





My funeral will be tommorrow at eleven.

MrEd Loc: Georgia

Good one and I couldn't agree more..................................

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no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Excellent post and welcome to OPP. you probably will enjoy chit Chat, particularly Prayer Team. when you need a lift and a visit with friends go there.

Theo Loc: Within 1000 miles of Tampa, Florida

Thanks! I can use all the help I can get!