blonds: An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells...

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house

permafrost wrote:

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)

Here in these here ununited states of now Mexico spelled blonde with an E.......even in plural form.

Viva LA wh**ever

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

liberalh****r wrote:

Here in these here ununited states of now Mexico spelled blonde with an E.......even in plural form.

Viva LA wh**ever

Darn I h**e when I do that... Careless I am....

Ready player 1

permafrost wrote:

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)

I haven't heard a blonde joke I haven't heard in a long time. Good one! Oh and before anyone reading my reply who might jump on me for liking a blonde joke.. I'm Blond! Nothing to see here move along😉

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Ready player 1 wrote:

I haven't heard a blonde joke I haven't heard in a long time. Good one! Oh and before anyone reading my reply who might jump on me for liking a blonde joke.. I'm Blond! Nothing to see here move along😉

I was a blonde also once upon a time, now I am a silver head .. others simply call me an old gray ..

Ronald Hatt Loc: Lansing, Mich

permafrost wrote:

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl bike... (show quote)

Old joke...[ kinda funny]

Ready player 1

permafrost wrote:

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Actually I'm old enough, just hasn't turned gray. I do hope it will go silver. I really like that. But for now all I have is dirty blond...go figure. 🤗

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Ready player 1 wrote:

Actually I'm old enough, just hasn't turned gray. I do hope it will go silver. I really like that. But for now all I have is dirty blond...go figure. 🤗

Not to worry, you are half way there already....

Ronald Hatt Loc: Lansing, Mich

Ready player 1 wrote:

Actually I'm old enough, just hasn't turned gray. I do hope it will go silver. I really like that. But for now all I have is dirty blond...go figure. 🤗

Considering your "posts"....

Now it makes sense! [ *Dirty blonde?]....or...dumb blonde?

Ready player 1

Ronald Hatt wrote:

Considering your "posts"....

Now it makes sense! [ *Dirty blonde?]....or...dumb blonde?

Well, I'm sure not dumb. So guess I'm just durty. LOL
Here's a few of my favorites. Let's see if you know the answers...

How do you drown a blonde?

Why do blonds have a flat forehead and a dimple in their chin?

I'll give you one more...Don't want to leave brunets out.

What do you call 2 brunets and a blond?

Ready player 1

permafrost wrote:

Not to worry, you are half way there already....

LOL Actually I'm quite abit older. Most if not all my friends can't believe I have just a few strands of gray. There sorta angry, which I find humor in. My hair is rather long and I trim the ends myself. I've never died my hair. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with why I have so very little gray or not. Perhaps it's in my DNA. I am adopted , so I have nothing to base it on. Oh well, what can I say?

Ready player 1

permafrost wrote:

Darn I h**e when I do that... Careless I am....

Being new here, I'm still learning. I recently realized there's an "EDIT" button and you can change your post as many times as you wish.
Just thought I'd throw that out there for you..

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Ready player 1 wrote:

LOL Actually I'm quite abit older. Most if not all my friends can't believe I have just a few strands of gray. There sorta angry, which I find humor in. My hair is rather long and I trim the ends myself. I've never died my hair. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with why I have so very little gray or not. Perhaps it's in my DNA. I am adopted , so I have nothing to base it on. Oh well, what can I say?

Seems you got some very good genes one way or another.. My son discovered via his wife that he is growing some gray ones.. so I told him early gray/silver was a family trait,,, he wants to disown me now..

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Ready player 1 wrote:

Being new here, I'm still learning. I recently realized there's an "EDIT" button and you can change your post as many times as you wish.
Just thought I'd throw that out there for you..

True indeed, but it does have a time limit to make changes.. Very generous.. I usually just miss the limit and pout all day..

Ready player 1

permafrost wrote:

Seems you got some very good genes one way or another.. My son discovered via his wife that he is growing some gray ones.. so I told him early gray/silver was a family trait,,, he wants to disown me now..