MY NIGHT OUT
Dec 25, 2014 18:45:49 #
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE,ON MY MONTHLY NIGHT OUT
but the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily
around three am ,loaded, I headed home
then just as I opened the door our coocoo clock coocooed
three times
fearing my wife would wake up ,I coocooed verbally nine times
proud ,for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife,i went on to bed
next morning at breakfast,wifey asked what time I got home
I said midnight,as I promised
she nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all
boy, I thought,i got away with that
then she told me that we needed to replace our coo coo clock
when I asked why,she replied,
well last night our clock coocooed three times,said OH S**T,
coocooed four times,cleared its throat coocooed three times,giggled,coocooed twice more,tripped over the coffee table and farted
but the hours passed and the drinks were going down easily
around three am ,loaded, I headed home
then just as I opened the door our coocoo clock coocooed
three times
fearing my wife would wake up ,I coocooed verbally nine times
proud ,for coming up with such a brilliant idea in order to escape confrontation with my wife,i went on to bed
next morning at breakfast,wifey asked what time I got home
I said midnight,as I promised
she nodded her head and didn't seem mad at all
boy, I thought,i got away with that
then she told me that we needed to replace our coo coo clock
when I asked why,she replied,
well last night our clock coocooed three times,said OH S**T,
coocooed four times,cleared its throat coocooed three times,giggled,coocooed twice more,tripped over the coffee table and farted
Dec 25, 2014 19:52:58 #
badbobby wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE,ON MY MONT... (show quote)
Good try, but you need to improve your wife management sk**ls. Here is the best way to deal with the same situation:
As loudly as possible, enter your house...slam the door and yell out to your wife that she is the most beautiful woman you know. Clomp loudly up the stairs all the while describing how you are undressing and are determined to give the best sex of her life. As you enter the bedroom announce your arrival and that you are ready to "take" her.
Do not be surprised if she is pretending to be fast asleep. Do you think for a minute that the next morning she will admit to hearing you come in?
Dec 25, 2014 20:11:36 #
Tyster wrote:
Good try, but you need to improve your wife manage... (show quote)
"take her".......really?
Dec 25, 2014 20:30:14 #
Tyster wrote:
Good try, but you need to improve your wife manage... (show quote)
dunno if she would admit it
but I do know that I fear for my life and would not dare do tha
Dec 25, 2014 20:31:29 #
badbobby wrote:
I PROMISED MY WIFE TO BE HOME BY TWELVE,ON MY MONT... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 25, 2014 20:31:49 #
Dec 25, 2014 21:03:35 #
Dec 25, 2014 21:28:15 #
badbobby wrote:
don't be too hard on him auntie
he meant well
he meant well
This may not be the best forum for AuntieE to participate in. I will leave it to the guys. Please, try to stay a tad bit classy. :idea: :)
Dec 25, 2014 21:29:32 #
AuntiE wrote:
This may not be the best forum for AuntieE to participate in. I will leave it to the guys. Please, try to stay a tad bit classy. :idea: :)
No comment.
Dec 25, 2014 22:39:31 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
No comment.
auntie
im sure tyster meant no disrespect
and I certainly did not
I hold the fair ones in the utmost respect
if I did not my wife would k**l me
Dec 25, 2014 22:46:39 #
badbobby wrote:
auntie
im sure tyster meant no disrespect
and I certainly did not
I hold the fair ones in the utmost respect
if I did not my wife would k**l me
im sure tyster meant no disrespect
and I certainly did not
I hold the fair ones in the utmost respect
if I did not my wife would k**l me
I understand being k**led has a few disadvantages. For example, trading a warm bed for a cold grave.
Dec 25, 2014 23:21:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I understand being k**led has a few disadvantages. For example, trading a warm bed for a cold grave.
poppa
you are very astute
even tho you were a marine
and I say that in a nice way
Dec 25, 2014 23:24:12 #
badbobby wrote:
poppa
you are very astute
even tho you were a marine
and I say that in a nice way
you are very astute
even tho you were a marine
and I say that in a nice way
I know and I received in that way.
Dec 26, 2014 15:04:30 #
badbobby wrote:
dunno if she would admit it
but I do know that I fear for my life and would not dare do tha
but I do know that I fear for my life and would not dare do tha
I really laughed at your's.
I would not recommend how this fellow handled it - Came home tipsy, very late, lipstick on his collar. His wife was standing in the doorway of their bedroom, glaring. He walks up to her, slaps her on the rear and says, "Come on Honey, you're next."
It didn't say if he's still alive, but this may be where they would say, "and then the argument started."
Dec 26, 2014 15:34:14 #
BearK wrote:
I really laughed at your's.
I would not recommend how this fellow handled it - Came home tipsy, very late, lipstick on his collar. His wife was standing in the doorway of their bedroom, glaring. He walks up to her, slaps her on the rear and says, "Come on Honey, you're next."
It didn't say if he's still alive, but this may be where they would say, "and then the argument started."
I would not recommend how this fellow handled it - Came home tipsy, very late, lipstick on his collar. His wife was standing in the doorway of their bedroom, glaring. He walks up to her, slaps her on the rear and says, "Come on Honey, you're next."
It didn't say if he's still alive, but this may be where they would say, "and then the argument started."
thanx bear
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