I've made my decision: I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American. I'm going to register as a Democrat. Three reasons: #1 I'm not responsible...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Better work on that tan.

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

JFlorio wrote:

Better work on that tan.

Lol!! I'm a freaking walking mail man!!
Dude! I have the tan!!

You know, the hairs on my legs are all blonde from the sun, and the grandkids love to pet em, and the dogs love to lick em!

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

archie bunker wrote:

Lol!! I'm a freaking walking mail man!!
Dude! I have the tan!!

You know, the hairs on my legs are all blonde from the sun, and the grandkids love to pet em, and the dogs love to lick em!

Watch your back. I imagine even Texas has a Cornpop or two.

Ricktloml

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

If you say you're going to run for office as a Democrat next we may have to collectively throw-up

Liberty Tree

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

#4 You can v**e as many times as you choose in one e******n, even after you are dead.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

If you also identify as "black" you can literally get away with murder.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

If you also identify as "gay" you can literally get away with even more murders.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

JFlorio wrote:

Watch your back. I imagine even Texas has a Cornpop or two.

What?

My boy Joe done fed Corn Pop to the chickens!!
Any wannabes be running scared cause they don't want Corn Pop, Lunch Box Joe showing up around here!!
He was once one of the leading gang members in Wilmington, and can off a herd of Wyoming bison with his bare hands!!
He was park supervisor at Palo Duro Canyon once, and has that experience!!

Don't mess with Joe!!!!

Kevyn

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

I hope you do, go on the dole and kick back like you think others do and tell us how good it actually is!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

You'll go hungry -- You best keep delivering mail to the folks who give you cookies at Christmas time

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

Opt out of income tax

JR-57 Loc: South Carolina

archie bunker wrote:

I'm tired of busting my ass to be responsible, self sufficient, and a good American.

I'm going to register as a Democrat.

Three reasons:

#1 I'm not responsible for my speech, or actions.

#2 I'm not criminally liable for anything I do.

#3 I can live off of the money that comes from stupid, responsible, tax paying Republicans.

I'm tired. So, if yall want to donate to my lifelong care, v**e Democrat!!

Do you realize you’ll need a frontal lobotomy to pull this off?

Ricktloml

JR-57 wrote:

Do you realize you’ll need a frontal lobotomy to pull this off?

At least identify as lobotomized.

Liberty Tree

Kevyn wrote:

I hope you do, go on the dole and kick back like you think others do and tell us how good it actually is!

You already know